HowAmIStillAlivePodcast

How Am I Still Alive?! is a True Crime and Comedy podcast hosted by Jess and Marci. Tune in every Saturday to satisfy your sick urge for heinous crimes. ☠️🔪😱

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This week, gird your loins because we continue on with part 2 of our drunk dive with the Soviet Union Tommy Boy,  Andrei Chikatilo.  Sit back,  pour a glass,  and salt-bae that semen into your vajay because you're just mastitis milk. #truecrime #comedy #serialkiller #murder

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This week, we are keeping it suspicious and delicious with the infamous murders of spree killer, Andrew Cunanan. Sit back, pour a glass, and get a kitty cat uterus transplant because this is as about as extra as it gets.#truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder

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This week,  there are no wrong turns when you have no clear destination in this wild case of Blair Adams. Sit back, pour a glass, contain the Christ demons and a fanny pack full of gold is how you know you made it in life. #truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder #unsolved

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No, you're not crazy. Unfortunately, this week, we experienced some technical difficulties that resulted in the loss of this week's episode. We apologize and really do try to put stuff out there for you guys each week so sit tight and be sure to tune in next saturday ❤🖤

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This week, there is plenty of Royal gossip and rumors are spreading like Hellfire as Jess covers the infamous cold case of the Tallahassee Triple Murders. Sit back, pour a glass,  and for fricks sake, LOCK YO DAMN DOORS! #truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder #unsolved

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This week, Marci forgets her tolerance level and Jess continues the case on the infamous Investor Murders of Craig, Alaska.  Sit back, pour a glass, and just remember you will forever be haunted by awkward moments that occurred 20+ years ago #truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder

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This week, Marci can't handle names and Jess brings us back to Alaska with the Investor Murders in Craig.  Sit back, pour a glass, and gets your fill of food, fucking, and murder because people give murderers WAY too much credit. #truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder #unsolved

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This week, IT'S EARLY.  Marci struggles with basic geography while Jess covers the mysterious disappearance of Ray Gricar.  Sit back, pour a glass, and try to shit on that spot a mile away. #truecrime #comedy #podcast #conspiracy #missing #mystery

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This week, Marci and Sabine quietly fart in the background as Jess covers the infamous Preppy Murder of Jenny Levin.  Sit back, pour a glass, and please don't ask why Jess knows she can hold her breath comfortably for 49 seconds. #truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder

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This week, it is our 100th episode and these bitches are at the same ole' shit with the wannabe serial-killer, Miranda Barbour. Sit back, pour a glass, and there are a lot of dicks involved so prepare for a kink-twist! #howamistillalivepodcast #truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder

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Happy New Year, Everyone!!! It is about FREAKING time and we are closing out this shit-show of a year with Part-2 of the JB Ramsey case. Sit back, pour a glass, and accept this empty wine bottle as compensation because we are too poor to get sued #truecrime #comedy #podcast #2021

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Merry Christmas you spooky Bitches! This week, we take on the name, JonBenet Ramsey's Murder.  Sit back, pour a glass, and don't question what I do in my free time #merrychristmas #covidchristmas2020 #truecrime #podcast #murder #comedy #marciisdrunk #coldcase 🎅🤶👼🦌🎄🎁🌟☃️❄❤

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This week, this episode is brought to you by day drinking and antidepressants because we dive into John Wayne Gacy. Sit back, pour a glass, and just fill the wine glass! RIP this week to the late Twinkie ❤❤❤👼😿 #truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder #serialkiller #johnwaynegacy

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This week, Ghost Marci suffers from an anal charley horse and Jess actually goes on LISK.  Sit back, pour a glass, and just decriminalize sex work because lonely, ugly  people need to get some too. #truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder #serialkiller #lisk #gilgobeachfour

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This, week, the girls munch on "brookies" and lose their audience while they open part 1 of the Long Island Serial Killer investigation. So sit back, pour a glass, and no offense....but some offense.
#truecrime #comedy #serialkiller #longislandserialkiller #lisk #murder

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Happy Halloween Everyone!! We end our spooky-season on covering the notorious Salem Witch Trials.  Sit back, pour a glas, and join us for our Puritan picnic at the hanging tree. #truecrime #podcast #comedy #salemwitchtrials #witchy #drunkdive🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂️🎃💀

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This week, Jess needs a drink and Marci needs a light Dahmer-style bleach cleanse as they dive into all the kinks of Albert Fish in Part 2 of this case. Sit back, pour a glass, and we're gonna need a bigger bottle because you need it. #truecrime #comedy #podcast #serialkiller

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This week, Jess, the Were-bitch, covers the lesser known Werewolf Trials throughout Europe from the 1500s-1800s. Sit back, pour a glass, and fucking France is always drunk because this is what fuels our fire. #truecrime #comedy #podcast #werewolves #halloween #spookyseason

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This week, Jess continues on with Part 2 of comically fucked up case of Katherine Knight. Sit back, pour a glass, and we can handle more mental trauma so just show us the pictures. #truecrime #comedy #podcast #murder