𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟

Political funnyman. I'm a one-issue voter and that issue is keeping Republicans from holding public office. Also tweet about: #UVa🏀 #Heat🏀 and ⚾️

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to retweet it.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

This Hefty bag of masticated spam just can’t get enough of himself can he.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

@leftcoastbabe @DemRN1974 Because he is a Democrat.

This has been another edition of Simple Answers To Easy Questions.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

Trump is going to the Knicks’ NBA Finals games because he’s a good fan.

Trump skipped his son’s wedding because he’s a shit father.

It all makes sense if you do the math.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

@RapidResponse47 Eyes open when the fecal matter evacuates. You already know that from personal experience, Mr. Cheung.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

@JamesTate121 His parents failed him in both morals and grammar.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

The reflecting pool is longer than a skyscraper is tall, and in a related story, an inchworm is longer than the president’s dick.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

@HunterBiden @JamesTate121 @aaronjames619 I think we have a new King of Twitter. The position has been vacant since John Dingell passed away.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

Trump getting Lee Greenwood for the America 250 concert ruins my “oh well he can always get Lee Greenwood” joke. He does this often. Trump truth is stranger than comedy.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

You have TDS if you think Trump fell asleep in his chair. Fake news. Everyone knows that’s just his body language when he’s shitting his diaper.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

@trishaposner @hughhewitt And yet, 90% of all Jewish members of congress, and all 6 Jewish governors, are Democrats.

It's more complicated than this Hewitt rant.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

It’s been years and years of total commitment to this “blue people, red land” bit. They’re not just dum, they’re not even just dumb, they are dumbbbbbb.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

@damone_mike @lbarzin Updated.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

@Acyn Updated.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

@DennisGoris @VanyaMonkey On the other hand…

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

NOW it makes sense.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

And Constitution Avenue is bigger than the reflecting pool! 🤡

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

Between the price of beef and now the screwworm, Talarico’s girlfriend should introduce him at campaign events with tips on vegan living.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

I’m making the same face I made when I was being polite about the dumbest exhibit at my kid’s 4th grade science fair.

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

#PrideMonth

[𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes]

You get the government you deserve. At least you cracked down on those three or four trans women that wanted to swim competitively, so enjoy your tofu steak.

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The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.

The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.