Toucher of Grass

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@SpringSugarcake Not all of us are blessed with a golden rectum of the gods

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@stevezieskidoo I hate the Oilers with a burning passion, but I feel like this can largely be attributed to Draisaitl moving onto his line.

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@FTshelbyB @JdubAndrew @xxChessMaster That would be an illegal move

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@SpidermanVennom @puckempire I do

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@velvetstatic59 @s4m11p The Stone Roses have two albums total. One is phenomenal, the other is mediocre. Sure, Weezer peaked with their first two albums, but they have so many great songs outside those albums. If we go strictly by albums that "matter," some bands I listed have 0.

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@s4m11p Threw this together (almost certainly forgot some bands that I'll kick myself over forgetting). It'd be unfair to slight your taste without baring my soul as well.

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@s4m11p This has to be ragebait. No Beatles, Beach Boys, or Fleetwood Mac (Those have to be automatic imo). Including bands like the Stone Roses (1 album that matters) and Late of the Pier (1 album is their entire discography). Did I mention no Beatles?

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@viceatscorndogs @IIHFHockey Read it again

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@MagaMalinois YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

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@decafdarlingg @NYCMayor Mamdaniiiiiiii my favowite biwwionaiwe is being attacked!!!!!!! Pwease hewp!!@@@@

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@William226160 This guy wants an electoral college for the electoral college

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@YYZ2YGK @TheHockeyNews @AdamProteau @NHL ...don't play with their country's flag on their chest.

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@est3llas Because the MPAA said it couldn't be bestiality porn with her and a horse

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@mightybeann @abvsea Pretty much unfortunately

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Oilers fan moral grandstanding lmaoooo

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I actually don't think I want Biz's "allyship" if his idea of support is a crude reduction of trans people to their genitals and a general apathy towards the political agenda that has sought violence against them

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@joshuakloke I don't know if Harvey Danger is the greatest modern rock and roll band, but they're definitely up there

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@S1RB4T Best part of my tl

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@ryanwarsofsky There's no rule that says a half-human, half-spider hybrid can't play hockey!

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@PenryPoinkus @NibbleEar @007_lunar You can maybe understand the opposite sex if you transition, but that's a bridge too far for most.

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@PenryPoinkus @NibbleEar @007_lunar Alien concept. Men will never understand what it's like to be a woman (and vice versa). None of those examples would bother me. While I can somewhat understand the justified paranoia women have, I think the role-reversal approach just doesn't work.