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Pet peeve: People who lift in Hoka’s

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I don’t happen twice…

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Every storm runs out of rain.

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Me watching all these “new FL residents” panic while preparing for the storm.

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@Murph_Durph I sweat walking from my front door to my car 😭

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Finally has a name - 13 🖤🖤🖤

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Ran a half marathon yesterday and started my Monday by destroying my legs! Give yourself something to recover from 🖤 #HalfMarathon

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@brentfaiyaz you are fucking vibes. Keep pushing & keep dropping that shit - I see you 🔥🖤

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⁦@Carhartt⁩ hire him for ur dog campaign 🐾🌎

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@JustinLaboy Oh there’s a reason. Don’t take a jab if you ain’t ready for that hit back.

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Happy Halloween from Val the unfriendly ghost 🎃#SheetGhost

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@ShitFaced__ 42 is always the move

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Good morning ☀️

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@ShitFaced__ Legit the worst 😭

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@TheyKnow_Draino Go get some new sheets & bomb smelling candles for the house 🕯

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@Murph_Durph I totally read this in your voice 😭😭😭

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@TheyKnow_Draino She’s gonna go pick up her other man in this...

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@NespressoUSA Also all my offices have min 3 Nespresso machines and we jokely call you guys our non official, official sponsor! Can we get an discount code??

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@HowDoYouFig Hi Val. Thanks for the recommendation. We appreciate the input and have noted your request for product development. In the meantime, you might enjoy some inspirational chai coffee recipes: https://t.co/WLnmx5cQyI

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@NespressoUSA can you guys stop playing and make a Chai flavor already