How I Met Your Mother

Be Awesome.. and Binge HIMYM!!

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*The Year 2030*
Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story, The story of How I Met Your Mother?

#S01E01_Pilot
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A few Life tips from Barney:
1. Don't get married until you're 30.
2. Give atleast as many high fives as you get.
3. Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are their to see it.

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Barney: It's gonna be LEGENDARY!
Robin: No wait-for-it?
Barney: I got you. I don't need to wait for it anymore.

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@MianAbdullah149 @OfficialHIMYM 🙌🏻🙌🏻
I got into listening french songs bcoz lf that.

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Happy birthday to the amazing Cristin Milioti!

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But, let's be clear, I don't love her, okay? I just... miss her when she's not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.

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Lily chews Loudly
Ted Corrects everyone
Marshall sing about everything
Barney sometimes talk in a weird high-pitched voice.

You see, when someone's bad habits are pointed out to you, it's hard to ignore them. But if ypu loe them enough, those are easy to forget.

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SWARLEY 🧡🧡

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When I get SAD, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead!!
- BARNEY STINSON
#HowIMetYourMother #S02E01

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Let's pause, See Marshall and Lily had a rule that at any point during a fight they could pause and take a break their fights often lasted for days.
#HowIMetYourMother #S01E22

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There are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to know that it really is a mistake is to make that mistake and go "Yup, that was a mistake" So really the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake.

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I don't want Perfect,
I want Robin.
#HowIMetYourMother #S01E21

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Kids, life is a dark road. You never really know what’s up ahead. One night you’re cruising along enjoying the ride, and then all of a sudden, you’re 28.
- Future Ted
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You know, I have found in my travels that all the Best thing in life happen after 2 A.M..
- Barney Stinson

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Kids, your grandma always used to say to me-

"Nothing good happens after 2 AM"

And she was right when 2 A.M. rolls around just go home and go to sleep.

#HowIMetYourMother #S01E18

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Marshall: Hey, now that I'm working here are you finally going to tell me exactly what your job is?
Barney: Hahah, Please.

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#S01E17

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Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.
- Ted Mosby
#HowIMetYourMother #S01E16

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If you knew that you were going to lose your leg tomorrow, would you sit on the couch and cry about it. Or would you run, and jump, and do some awesome air-kicks while you still could.
- Marshall Eriksen
#HowIMetYourMother #S01E16

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Believe it or not I was not always as AWESOME as I am today.
- Barney
#HowIMetYourMother #S01E15

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Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the Girl is 17 years 11 months old.
#HowIMetYourMother #S01E14

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