Teddy Roosevelt

Came back from the dead. Can't keep the Bull Moose down for long.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

Good to see we still have Puerto Rico after I absolutely carried during the Spanish-American war.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

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Currently praying to God that I get this.

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@JudgmentKazzy8 @TopherNation69 Hello Kazuma

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@Johnny_Cage_69 @TopherNation69 Damn, those some sick moves. You're in.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@TopherNation69 is ruining this great country, I'm putting together a rag-tag team to overthrow his regime.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@TopherNation69 Fuck

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@flicktheskittle *fix*

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@flicktheskittle Vote for me, and I will that problem.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

If I win the election, I will hotbox the White House.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@TheDeep68 I assume you meant vote

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@The_Top_Agent will be my Vice President for the upcoming election.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

We will hunt whoever committed this act of terror down and fucking murder them.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

I need Peacemaker to come to Mortal Kombat 1 ASAP. I need to have a John Cena vs. Jean Claude Vann Damme grudge match yesterday.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

Gonna hit some sick combos.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@BruceWayne35702 @TopherNation69 I got shot during a speech and started talking shit about the shooter.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@everyone What's a yaoi? #Necromancy

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

@TopherNation69 @BruceWayne35702 @BruceWayne35702 How about you support my campaign?

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

We should bring back the Rough Riders. Send them to Israel.

[Teddy Roosevelt @HowIPercieved]

Nah, fuck that guy, I'm better.

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Do you believe Donald Trump is a better president than Joe Biden?