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Today is #ElectionDay It’s been 1383 days since Inauguration.
As we get ready for a long #ElectionNight:

This is what 1383 days look like.

#VoteHimOut (plz)

#Election2020 #Elections2020

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Well that’s kind of a big oopsie

https://t.co/cICracl8et

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@bitcheespider @Theoctopushouse @0x_cookie @RubinReport @elonmusk It’s literally in the email

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Vote as if your democracy depended on it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reinstate former President Trump

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WHO ELSE THEY GONNA PICK THO?!
THERE ISN’T A SINGLE TORY LEFT WHO HASN’T HAD, AND FAILED AT, THE JOB

[Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford]

EXCLUSIVE:

I'm told that Boris Johnson is expected to stand in the Tory leadership contest

He's taking soundings but is said to believe it is a matter of national interest

https://t.co/SuApE3RmIr

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

This shit is so fucking funny, Wikipedia is having to specify months

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

Be fair to Liz Truss.

A Prime Minister cannot resign after 42 days. It has to be 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67 etc

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@nadinecarroll @RealLiberalPaul @therecount This is a Republican primary. Both sides are Republican. But, ok, sure, if you say so… both sides lie.

[Todd Vaziri @tvaziri]

“Let he who has not helped plan a foreign coup d’état cast the first stone.”

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

US police are trained to maximize control over situations while minimizing their personal risk. that translates into beating parents while a rampage shooter executes their children just as easily as it does their rolling up on a kid with a toy guy and executing him seconds later

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

jesus does what to the babies

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

There's only one kind of people who would vote to ban Maus, whatever they are calling themselves these days.

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@Rschooley The Sring people probably thought it was like an honorable mention

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@kimmurphy100 @NeriZilber Nah, I don’t think 36 is too old to be an elected official.

[Melissa Jean @MelissaJeanSays]

@NPR Big Bird got vaccinated and the right wing is a little sore.

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Yes, hello, I’m a professional athlete millionaire with access to all the medical professionals in the world, so I consulted Joe fucking Rogan. 🤦

[Computer Cowboy @benbbaldwin]

Aaron Rodgers on his recovery:

"I consulted a good friend of mine, Joe Rogan, and I've been doing a lot of the stuff he recommended in his podcast"

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@Bob_Casey Honest mistake. Probably thought he was using a racial slur.

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@Eugene_Scott Someone’s very keen on killing their voters.

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@NaveedAJamali $15k is just adding insult to injury (literally).
It’s saying: “you know we’re untouchable, we just don’t wanna spend the time, take it or leave it.”