How Not to FPL (Tom)

Terrible FPL manager | LFC season ticket | Football Fan | 20/21 OR: 2.5m 🤨|21/22 OR: 265k 🙂| 22/23 OR: 800k 🤯| 23/24 OR: 2.2m 🙄| Don’t listen to me! | S19 |

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

I’m not sure what’s going on on BBC but I’m pretty sure Kelly Cates now controls the spice on Arrakis

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

You mean Russell Crowe???

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

For the first time in World Cup history the USA scored 4 goals in a game... Look what it meant to Pochettino 📈⚽️

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

Scandalous but we take it

38-0

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Sir Kenny Dalglish has confirmed he is undergoing treatment for a cancer diagnosis.

Our support and love is with you, Sir Kenny ❤️

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

@FPL_Bourne PSG finish with the lowest possession in any European final ever?

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

Shut up you gammon head

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This referee is a joke.
Decision after decision after decision going against us.

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

And lifting your arms to your fans to cheer when you’re drawing or winning. Instant yellow

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

Can we bin off the soft defender dive/foul and defenders celebrating routine defending?!? All teams do it and it’s embarrassing

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

@nocontextfm1 Never a pen

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

Never ever a pen. Move on

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

@CheeseIsntFree @nocontextfm1 Keeper cramp 😂😂😂

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

Can we bin off the soft defender dive/foul and defenders celebrating routine defending?!? All teams do it and it’s embarrassing

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

@CheeseIsntFree @nocontextfm1 That a booking for time wasting and a Havertz dive within the first 5 mins of the second half? 😂😂😂

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

@CheeseIsntFree @nocontextfm1 I’m not saying they’re not doing it too. But that wasn’t the point was it?!

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

Cheers Arne 🏆💪🏻

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

@nocontextfm1 a classic transfer fee for one of your players!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Inter keep working on Curtis Jones deal as negotiations continue.

He was top target in January and still top of Inter list for the midfield. ⚫️🔵

Jones, open to joining Inter and clubs in contact. Agreement not close yet as €20m suggested fee is not enough; but deal on.

[How Not to FPL (Tom) @HowNotToFPL]

@willprinse @OfficialBWFC Out-fucking-standing

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

An incredible nine years from our Egyptian King 👑

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

“Only Mo Salah…” 👑

An astonishing set of records for a true Liverpool legend 👏