Sarah Ross

Girl. Graduate. Designer. Poet. Writer. Musician. Photographer. Creator. Fan of lists. $sarleann12

A day without laughter is a day wasted - Charlie Chaplin

[Sarah Ross @HowSarahTweets]

@hrldfan @hankgreen I had to look this up and it was an edible aphrodisiac. But rip to my search history but better than letting my imagination fill in the blanks

[Sarah Ross @HowSarahTweets]

@jimmyfallon Mom - My house is a mess, we've been really busy, you sure you want to come inside?

Mom- Yes of course I'm just happy to be here.

Mom the next day - Hey did you know you need to vacuum?

🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sarah Ross @HowSarahTweets]

@3DLANDNUMBR1FAN @mymixtapez This is the only way this would be made okay lol

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@nedfulmer Why did I think that was just a picture of him in a wig 😂

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@HarrisHeller If all four of these were in my feed I would click on one but sometimes the algorithm disagrees lol

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@myPotatoGames I would love to be considered 🧙🏻‍♀️

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@NZXT Give them to my partner who has slowly paid for his own college over 10 years without familial support and should graduate this spring 🎓

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@NZXT

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@NZXT A gpu 😢

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@otokyo

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@SteelSeries

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@Frank_Connolly_ @uncle_deluge

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Hey @cricut - just boosting this back up that ya know what would be a great business improvement - black or grey back paper for your white vinyl, so that I can see what I'm weeding

[Sarah Ross @HowSarahTweets]

HI @cricut - here is an idea you can totally steal - please use a non-white dark color (black would be perfect!) as the backing of white vinyl. This would make weeding and lining up so much less of a pain in my 🍑 than trying to see white on white. It's impossible

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

More than 16 million Americans are at risk of losing their health care because Republicans in Congress are rushing to pass a bill that would cut federal funding for Medicaid and weaken the Affordable Care Act.

If the House passes this bill, it will increase costs and hurt working class families for generations to come. Call your representative today and tell them to vote no on this bill.

[Sarah Ross @HowSarahTweets]

@ClintonReedy @davidzweig - Morality - Trump is a convicted felon of many white collar crimes
- Respect for others - one of those payouts is sexual assault. He also often mocks others
- Patriotism - Trump is a draft dodger
- Faith - Trump has no hometown or member church
- Family - his wife has been awol

[Sarah Ross @HowSarahTweets]

Scheduled surgery. Find out it's the same night @SabrinaAnnLynn is in town. Be sad. But health ya know? Show up to surgery. Find out surgery is cancelled because doc didn't have his sh*t together. Look at @SabrinaAnnLynn tix. All sold out. No surgery. No Sabrina. Wtf.

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I feel like this is a symptom of start Halloween in July, Christmas in October b.s., you get things early so you don't have extra stock, but for the majority of consumers, we are wanting things as the holiday approaches, or as it ends, not 8 weeks before - what gives?

[Sarah Ross @HowSarahTweets]

@Target hey team, it's three days after Halloween. I understand not wanting to be stuck with extra stock, but now is the time to be loading away Halloween storage and realizing oh shoot, I need an extra bin, let me go get one. As a visual person, I like the themed bins by holiday

[Sarah Ross @HowSarahTweets]

Tell me why, for 100 miles, and shipping, three days after the holiday, all your fall and Halloween bins are in store only or out of stock? Don't you think you're missing the majority demographic here who is packing stuff now? Isn't the point to have what we need when we need it?

[Sarah Ross @HowSarahTweets]

HI @cricut - here is an idea you can totally steal - please use a non-white dark color (black would be perfect!) as the backing of white vinyl. This would make weeding and lining up so much less of a pain in my 🍑 than trying to see white on white. It's impossible