Boomerang's Pies

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@SteveKrak ok here's what you do. light some candles. put on some drake. make a mac and cheese pie and cut in in half. say "you're my mac and cheese, and i'm your pie, and i'm empty without you." pls report back

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@SteveKrak have you made up yet

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The perfect Boomerang's Pie for...

You haven't played pick-up basketball in awhile, and you're finally back on the court, and feeling pretty good, and...oh man is that your hamstring? Or like your calf tightening? Ok maybe you'll sit out the next few plays:

Southwest Chicken.

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"I hate doing dishes."

Make Boomerang's Pies. Forget the fork and knife. Forget the plate. Eat it with your hands. Eat Boomerang's Pies for every meal. Never do dishes again. #HowToBoomerang

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You find yourself eating a Tex-Mex Scramble Boomerang's Pie at 4:15am.

Is it:

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*takes Boomerang's Pie out of the freezer, puts it in microwave*

*scrolls through Twitter*

"Wait, why is Donald Trump talking about Jax from Vanderpump Rules?"

*scrolls through Twitter*

*DING*

Your dinner is ready. It's literally that quick.

#HowToBoomerang