Matthew Rion Pollock

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

@thecampaignbook Really just wanted to reach out and see how you are doing. Reading about you as of late, and thought you could use a friend

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

When is the final four #JDSmackTalkContest announced? @JackFire @JackHoney @JackDaniels_US

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Congrats on the new record of most turnovers in a single game! #JDSmackTalkContest (I think the contest is over :-( )

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Happy #nationalredheadday, your team must be red-headed, because you play with no soul.
#JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

It was nice of Jack to invent a delicious way to forget about how bad your team is. #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

My team is what the hokey pokey is all about. #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

You should call your team The Keys, cuz they always lost! #JdSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Your team is like disco....dead. #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Congrats, your kicker hasn't missed a single PAT all season!...granted he hasn't had a chance to try one yet...#JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Your halfback bought sideline tickets to the game so he could be close to the endzone for once.#JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Your team is so bad, that your receiver quit to join the cheerleaders - at least they get to be in the endzone sometimes #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Your halfback bought sideline tickets to the game so he could be close to the endzone for once.

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Your coach is so dumb, when I asked him who his D-Back was he said "Don't you call me that!" #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Your team keeps thinking they are golfing, that's why they are trying to keep the score so low. #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Your QB is as bad at passing as he is at telling jokes, there always over everyone's heads! #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Last time your team scored a touchdown, PDAs were cool. #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Are your team's footballs expired? Cuz your quarterback keeps throwin' them away! #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Your team tosses more hail mary's than the Vatican. #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Your halfback is so dumb, when they told him to practice the draw, he brought his art set. #JDSmackTalkContest

[Matthew Rion Pollock @How_To_Win_Big]

Why is your quarterback always sober? He can't figure out how to bootleg! #JDSmackTalkContest