Howard Arbuckle

PKA pledge master class of ‘98 | salesman | bachelor | lad | natty light bogger | geeber | degenerate | costa x flop combo enthusiast | blue pow chugger

[Howard Arbuckle @HowardArbuckle]

Not sure how anyone can take themselves seriously wearing a YouTubers merch.

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Drove my first par 4 yesterday. Tapped in for bird. Felt like the man.

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Can’t wait to coach my son’s little league team and “accidentally” hit fungo homers during three man relays every practice.

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Y’all fw setting up shop this far from the ocean?

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Glad I made sure my gate at the airport existed.

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Hungiver drive? No problem.

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Blacked out last night and made a big league purchase.

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YOU CANNOT STORE RAW MEAT IN THE FRIDGE! YOU CANNOT STORE RAW MEAT IN THR FRIDGE! I’VE WASTED SO MUCH DAMN FOOD RECENTLY.

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@JeremiahF74048 If you getting served in a trash bag, you getting gas.

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How does this work?

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Just got cut off by a Waymo. Are we actually doing this?

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@MetamateDaz Imagine not pushing yourself past a minimum wage job.

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3 beers + 3 bong rips is gonna have to do as pre workout this fine Monday afternoon. 💪🤙

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Is claiming CCR a top 3 band of all time a hot take?

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The fact that you have to dribble a ball in basketball is kinda funny. Like you can’t take more than 2 steps without bouncing the ball. Who came up with that?

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How do you store a lint roller?

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@ilovekeybumps44 Chill on me cuh

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Lock of the century. 🔒

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@menscoach1 Great tweet

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Just walked around Walmart with my fly down.