Howard Bassem

If you're looking for a little something to take the edge off the FAYZ, you know who to talk to.

[Howard Bassem @HowardBassem]

Whatever, Orc'll drink it anyway.

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Experimenting with artichoke moonshine. Not going so hot. It smells like rotting dog.

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@thefayz I see what you did there.

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Yay, @Drake_WhipHand is back. Can't wait for all the serial killing. It's like the FAYZ version of CSI.

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@KingCaineSoren You missed the part where @Drake_WhipHand already died young and alone. AND CAME BACK.

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@theSamTemple URGENT! Missing: Sam Temple's dignity. If found, contact Sam Temple via Breeze-mail. Get a grip, man.

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@Quinn_Gaither Talking about bacon in the FAYZ is just cruel, man.

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27 followers? Seriously? What's @Quinn_Gaither done in the last few books besides fish, and he's got more than me.

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@theSamTemple And clearly, nobody judges other teenagers for anything, ever.

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Hey @Orc_GravelHands, I got you some more beer. Wanna push Sam into the lake?

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@Drake_WhipHand But yeah, "I get to hurt people; it's perfect"? STILL CREEPY, WHIP FETISH BOY.

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@Drake_WhipHand A tentacle arm? I'd say 'never need the remote again' but, you know. FAYZ.

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@Diana_TheReader He's getting a little excessive with the whips thing.

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@Drake_WhipHand Dude, your fetish is so creepy.

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@Turk_BrokenLeg You HC guys are batting zero for two, aren't you? Yeah, go ahead and get the last one of you killed. I'll laugh.

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@KingCaineSoren Well, you did make some kid go splat in the plaza.

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@TaylorBounce @Drake_WhipHand I hear @KingCaineSoren didn't know who Ludacris was until that guest rap on Baby.

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@KingCaineSoren But your highness...do you like Glee?

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@KingCaineSoren I'm glad to see your attempts at law enforcement are going well.

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@Diana_TheReader Also, you know, the FAYZ. Where 'eating for 2' means 'eating as much than a light snack for one person in the real world'.