Howard Fucking Masterson

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

Might catch a Braves game while I'm in Atlanta.

Just kidding. Gonna kill somebody.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

Mandatory stop in Vienna. Pretty crowded place. Won't be quite as crowded next week.

Just sayin'.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

Remember that time I said the Anarchs were petulant children in search of a grown-up?
Neither does Anton.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

(7/7)

My time in Parkin, Arkansas is done.
One traitor met a fate she can’t outrun.
I step into the car knowing that one
Of three tasks I have left to do is won.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

(6/7)

The cold in Parkin, Arkansas is real.
The Judas starts to waken as I kneel.
I greet her with a smile and loaded gun
While first warm rays make our skin bake and peel.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

(5/7)

The flames in Parkin, Arkansas expand.
A gift from hunters lies at my right hand
I set to work securing bonds of steel
For morning’s welcome light’s almost at hand.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

(4/7)

It’s dark in Parkin, Arkansas tonight.
My lover questions why I chose this site.
When morning dawns my love will understand
As Winter’s Sun emits a cleansing light.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

(3/7)

While Parkin, Arkansas is quiet here,
I almost see their spirits disappear.
I promise you I will go make this right.
Not even God himself could interfere.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

(2/7)

Revenge in Parkin, Arkansas is nigh.
This far into the woods with none nearby
No one will hear me mourn what I held dear.
I stare up to the stars and say goodbye.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

"Parkin, Arkansas" (1/7)

The night is dark in Parkin, Arkansas.
This funeral pyre’s the only source of thaw.
The Little Bird flies up into the sky,
The wounds upon my heart still fresh and raw.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

Took a break to see the sights with my love.
#RoadTrip

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brb. Gotta get a new phone.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

Took a while. But I think my first date went really well.

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First IA court coming up. I have no idea what to wear. Mal clarified that clothing is not optional. Not sure why.

#FreeWilly

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A lot of Giovanni have showed up in town all of a sudden. I guess they are some mother-fucking serious mother-fuckers.

#NotKidding

Seriously. They fuck their mothers.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

My employees convinced me to play Just Dance with them. You hold your phone in your hand, and try to keep up with the dancers on the TV. Statistics so far:

2 humans injured
1 hole in the drywall
3 cell phones rendered unusable
0 change to body shape.

Results indeterminate

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

Starting to think I have a problem with my attention span. Because sometimes

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TFW you get an idea, make a spreadsheet, have a meeting, show your coworkers your idea, and they spend the whole meeting arguing about threats to their existence.

#FML

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

When a Tremere asks you "Does this chalice of vitae taste funny to you?", don't drink it.
1. It might be theirs.
2. It might be Adam Sandler's.
Either way, it's not funny.

[Howard Fucking Masterson @HowardMasterso1]

Today is national cat day. I'm not saying it's important to me. I'm just not saying it's not.

I miss skritches.