Mr. Howard Wolowitz

However long you think the foreplay should be, triple it.

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

And naked “@ShellyCooperPHD: .@HowardWolowitzQ you're in my spot.”

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A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding.

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

Remember however long you think the foreplay should be, triple it.

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

RT if you like me better than @ShellyCooperPHD! Fav if you like him more :(

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

My mother calls me everyday to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

While you confront your mother about your sex life? I'd rather go back to that bar in assless chaps.

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

However long you think the foreplay should be, triple it.

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

I'm getting popular around here! Thank you gals.

[I Need to Say @INeedToSayToU]

.@HowardWolowitzQ you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

Sup?

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RT if your favorite character is #Sheldon. Favorite if your favorite character is @HowardWolowitzQ

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Live long and prosper! RT if you get the reference!

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

@magic1560 we do!

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

I'm not a baby! I'm a grown man, and I made the bed. Now where's my star?

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

Not cool “@Alexoger: @HowardWolowitzQ you play very good piano !!! ;)”

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Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

Thank you @cafepress for this!

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

@ShellyCooperPHD knows football? I mean Quidditch, sure, but football?

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

@ShellyCooperPHD If you're gonna be a crappy teacher, then I'm gonna be a crappy student.

[Mr. Howard Wolowitz @HowardWolowitzQ]

I'll personally follow the first 10 people who follows @GraphicMusic. Do it now!