baby girl

I’m perfect, Baby. Don’t ruin it for me. #SKOL 💜💛

[baby girl @HowboutnoPeople]

Look at this picture of me. I would fuck me

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Your favorite football team is now 2-0.

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

dear men in my dms, i bring absolutely nothing to the table. i will sell your table

[Michael Wilson’s burner @SadAZCardsFan]

So you’re telling me that a game being played in ARIZONA has no Cardinals fans on the flight from SEATTLE?

Seahawks entire fanbase got an IQ of an ant 😭

[Sonny “Mr. Faithful” Powers, Esq. @mrfaithful_69]

T-16 hours until I look like this:

[Kimi Antonelli Shady Facts @12kissco]

channing tatum leaving hate comments under harry and zoë pics from his burner with himself as the only follower

[free lunch @freelunchfel0n]

they’ll put a kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em goddamn!

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

STOP TRYING TO BE CONTENT CREATORS !!! WE NEED ELECTRICIANS !!!!!

[Sanjana @herecomsthesan]

i open instagram and someone’s in europe

[ria ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @AQUAKTTY]

Getting ready to go out and having a sudden urge to poop when ur already running behind

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

25 is the last unserious age. Nothing is funny when you turn 26

[SleeperVikings @SleeperVikings]

Our sanity is in your hands, king.

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

Carson Wentz decides if I have a good weekend or not.

[fawn @daehatesyou]

“give us another chance” as they’ve been in passing the fuck u nigga die bill every week for the past 2 years

[mommiana @mommiana5]

Pls dont clown dudes for sending money to women they never met omg fckn up my market

[𝑨𝒏𝒕 @PCK3RS]

Just checked fantasy and my opponent has Josh Allen

[Dynamix @Dteezy_]

Josh allen that was supposed to be Dalton Kincaid you big ass selfish bitch 😭😭😭

[BILLY @BILLYhavs]

Kincaid fantasy owners seeing the TD for Knox

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

some days you'll be thinking the whole world has gone to shit and then they go and find a new cat, incredible

[ko . @kohmene]

i lowkey respect ghosting me bc i was just gone play in yo face anyway #saveyourself

[sabrina @lygrinningsoul]

went home after one drink instead of blacking out