Ally

Just vibing 🙃

[Emily Sears @emilysears]

Apparently posting booty pics on twitter gets you shadow banned so instead of me posting a booty pic let me just instead remind u all that I have booty. Thank u for listening.

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country roads…🎶🎶

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

When I get sick my whole personality leaves my body lol

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

Not to be rude butttttt…..what’s up 🥺

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

Honestly vibes are off 🥴

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

Beyond excited to start my new job tomorrow 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

When you wake up even minimally hung over: “Last night was a movie”🍿 lmao

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

You got my mind in a terrible plaaaace🤌🏼

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

I didn’t realize it, but I have a blue dress obsession. I had no idea I owned and wear so many blue dresses😅👗

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

Happy Monday! It’s my first time playing fantasy football and I’m already ahead of everyone in my league🏈 #beginnersluck

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

Anytime I feel even a tiny bit sad, I wan a Dr Pepper

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

Literally one of my all time favorite albums. Sooo good @KALIUCHIS 💕

[Kali Charts @chartkali]

Kali Uchis’s “Red Moon In Venus” ranks as the longest-charting R&B album of 2023 on the Billboard 200.

[GEMINI @ispeakgemini]

the gemini urge to act dumb when in reality i know who, what, when, where, why and how

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

Beyoncé > Taylor Swift

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

If it looks like a douche, talks like a douche, and acts like a douche….well, ya know….😆

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

Can’t get a room below 80 degrees and I’m supposed to sleep in it? Am I camping? LMAOO

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

It’s moving day, bitch!

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

My mom just said “I don’t like heartwarming stories” lol I’m dead

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1902, this is 18-year-old Alice Roosevelt, accompanied by her long-haired Chihuahua, Leo. She also had a pet snake named Emily Spinach, whom she would wrap around one arm and take to parties. Unlike many women of her time, Alice was known for wearing pants, driving cars, smoking cigarettes, placing bets with bookies, dancing on rooftops, and partying all night. In just 15 months, she managed to attend 300 parties, 350 balls, and 407 dinners.

A friend of Alice's stepmother once remarked, "She's like a young wild animal that's been put into good clothes." Her stepmother went further, describing her as a "guttersnipe" who went "uncontrolled with every boy in town."

William Howard Taft banned her from the White House after Alice buried a voodoo doll (of Taft's wife) in the front yard. Woodrow Wilson also banned her after she told a very dirty joke (sadly, no record of the joke exists) about him in public.

Her father, Theodore Roosevelt, famously said, "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both."

Alice once told President Lyndon B. Johnson that she specifically wore wide-brimmed hats around him so that he could not kiss her.

During an interview in 1974, Alice described herself as a "hedonist."

She died in 1980 at the age of 96.

[Ally @HowdyAlly_]

I need to make like Elsa and “Let It Go”