Don Simmons Sr.

High-tech service, old-school character. 🛠️ Serving Central & Western KY homesteads & small businesses. Former Licensed Home Inspector. Done right. Done Don.

[Don Simmons Sr. @HowdyHandyman]

📌 WELCOME TO HOWDY HANDYMAN 🛠️

High-Tech Service | Old-School Character
Follow this page for your daily dose of property maintenance logic. We don’t just fix things—we troubleshoot the "why" so you only have to fix it once.

Expect daily deep dives on: 🧩 Solving Complex Problems (Structural & Mechanical) 🔍 Common Overlooked Issues (The small things that cause big failures) 🗓️ Essential Seasonal Tips (Proactive property care) ⚙️ Residential & Commercial Diagnostics (Data-driven maintenance)

Stop guessing and start understanding the physics behind your property.

Follow @HowdyHandyman to get your home or business "squared away."

Keep your head up and your home right. Done Right. Done Don.

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Grand Opening Countdown 🇺🇸⚡

Check out this post on Nextdoor: https://t.co/ochAZwrSto

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@privatepagpc9 @elonmusk That is me

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@ocdarkweb @elonmusk Maybe they know something in the future we don't? Like the movie Interstellar? Our planet may lost it's ability to sustain human life? lol

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@ijsidbe @elonmusk Who do you think would actually be on the ship?

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@doll_lenses @elonmusk The birthrate has been in a staggering decline. In fact more people die than are born year over year.

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@Crazymoments01 This is me and God. I'm the dog and God is the rescuer. However, I argue with him and resist him before I get into the safety raft 🤣

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@elonmusk Looks like the Death Star

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The Logic of Potential Energy: Garage Door Edition 🏗️⚡

Your garage door spring is a loaded weapon. It stores massive tension to offset 150lbs+ of dead weight. When it snaps, your day stops.

The Troubleshooting Logic:

The Friction Check: Dry coils = Heat = Metal Fatigue. Lubricate every 6 months to protect the steel.

The Balance Test: Pull the release. Lift halfway. If it doesn't stay, your motor is under a "Parasitic Load" and will fail soon.

Don't ignore the "chugging" sounds. That’s the sound of a structural failure in progress.

Full article 👉 https://t.co/kfeVgjrh5w

Grand Opening Countdown: Launching July 4th! Pre-book in Breckinridge, Hardin, or Meade for $75 off + a chance at a $200 fireworks raffle. 🎆

#PropertyPreservation #HowdyHandyman #GarageDoorLogic #Maintenance #DoneRightDoneDon #WebsterKY #CentralKY

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@BroMigo79 Lol

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The countdown to logic is ON! 🇺🇸🎆 Howdy Handyman officially launches this July 4th. We aren't just bringing hammers to Central and Eastern Kentucky; we are bringing a synchronized system of high-tech tools and high-character standards.
​Our "Independence Logic" pre-booking value is already live, giving neighbors a $275 total value:

​🛠️ $75 Off Pre-Booking: Schedule your audit/repair before July 4th and take $75 off any project over $150.

🧨 RAFFLE for $200 Firework Package: Every project scheduled for completion in July is automatically entered to win a curated fireworks kit! (Winner notified with contact info shared at booking.)

​Why settle for guesswork when you can have an engineer’s diagnostics?
Keep your head up and your home right! Done Right. Done Don.

​#ConstructionLogic #July4th #GrandOpening #AnalyticalTroubleshooting #MilwaukeeTool #DoneRightDoneDon #WebsterKY #BreckinridgeKY #CentralKY #EasternKY

​Terms apply. Promo valid through July 18, 2026 for residents of Breckinridge, Hardin, and Meade counties.

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@sciencegirl Yes, because most people die from stress. Stress is the opposite of peace. Stress causes cortisol levels to get higher making our bodies more susceptible to disease, cancer, and death.

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@kekius_kage If it can "cure" it what would stop someone from using it to "cause" it.... with every action there is always an equal or opposite "re"action

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@XFreeze ......... "very good" **cue sinister laugh** (Muah hahahahahahahahaha) this is jus...... too much

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@XFreeze This is just the beginning 🙄 It reminds of of when Stryker from the X Men series performed experiments on the mutants

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@sandobando2000 @vcoolala @elonmusk I think this table is relevant. While it is a multi-faceted issue that I could derive many points from I'll let you and others come to their own conclusions about it.. see the table and lemme know what you think

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Tool Quality is Job Quality: Part 2 — The Logic of Torque 🛠️⚡

Building a deck is a game of repetition. If you’re driving 3-inch structural screws, your tool's battery tech dictates your finished quality.

The Binary Failure: Low-grade batteries lose torque as they drain. Result? Stripped heads and uneven screws. High-performance logic (like Milwaukee M18) stays flat. Every drive is as precise as the first.

The Human Variable: Struggle leads to shortcuts. When the tool does the heavy lifting, the laborer stays fresh. Efficiency doesn't just save time—it encourages adherence to best practices because the "Right Way" is no longer the "Hard Way."

Full Article Here: https://t.co/QSynP4sx8Q

Don't let a weak battery lower the ceiling of your skill. The brain leads the hammer, but the battery fuels the precision.

#ToolQualityIsJobQuality #DeckBuilding #MilwaukeeTool #ConstructionLogic #DoneRightDoneDon #WebsterKY #Part2

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