Matt

-unofficial account-

[schanny @Schanny74]

That’ll play

[Chris Oldman @AlsikkanTV]

This is how you get a visit from Tom Cruise in the middle of the night

[Matthew @sponhourm]

Apples are the face of the league of the fruit world

[C.J. Prince @cj_prin]

absolute nightmare scenario, i wouldn't sleep for days

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[Matt @HowdyYalls]

Office hallway smells like a mint juul #expand

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Aang: I’ll use airbending!

Katara: And I will use waterbending!

Toph: I'll crush them with rocks!

Sokka:

[emily 🍁 @nightmqnmac]

john turturro you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they’ll kill you.

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Lol

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Me on my first day of Putting My Hand In My Pocket School

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

everywhere for those with eyes to see etc

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

[exiting the voting booth with a little cup of urine] does anybody know who I give this too?

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

[sarah @sarahradz_]

You don't need grad school or Europe or yoga or microdosing, you need this

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

NO

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.