Cara Howe

Writer of fantasy-y things. Reader of all the things - or anything that will sit still long enough. Watcher of bad tv.

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

There's also a "lady chair"

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

I gave my players a tavern and told them they can upgrade it... It's going exactly as you might expect

#DnD #dmproblems

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

They removed all ambiguity, and now it's titled plush velour ball massaging couch

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...and then they ran away.

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My players are working their way through a dungeon, getting pretty beat up on their way to fight the big bad. Left them some NPC helpers for extra firepower....they tossed a shrapnel grenade into the prison cell holding them. 🤦‍♀️

#DMdiaries #OpenRPG

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

@LeejaMiller could you do a deep dive or lawyer reacts to the controversy surrounding the new Dungeons and Dragons Open Game License agreement? #WotC #OGL

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@CriticalRole I guess you could say things have...escalated in the last 4 years

#DnD #CriticalRole @DungeonAlchemi1

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

The madness continues...I've now got a spreadsheet with stats, initiative, etc for 16 individual encounters, which will take place over 7 irl locations, featuring I'm not sure how many monsters. Someone stop me...

I blame @CriticalRole

#dnd5e #firsttimeDM #Critters

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

@LeejaMiller In my 6th year as an expat (2 different countries in Europe) - sold a house, moved 2 dogs...I'm one language test away from permanent residency. DM me to chat.

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

It's becoming clear that there's not much writing happening here... Maybe I'll just start drunk live tweeting my #DnD games

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

I…

Damn.

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

@Kiala Current fav: spicy ramen, add a spoonful of peanut butter. If it fits the budget, add a protein (tofu, canned beans, etc) and some frozen spinach. Tasty and filling

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

@GailSimone No

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@scalzi That looks like Der Dutchman pecan pie!! Jealous. Balanced breakfast 5/5

[Daniel 🏳️‍⚧️🐐 @DinnyGrayson]

POP POP 👊

Beauregard Fluffernutting Lionett!! I don't even have the words to express how much I love Beau and her development as a character throughout the campaign. Thank you, @Marisha_Ray

Beau's Marisha's PC for @CriticalRole
#mightynein #criticalrolecosplay #criticalrole

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@TessFowler Never gets old

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I mean, the fact that Laura said it made her feel like she had to poop was just a bonus 😂

[Cara Howe @Howeandwhy]

Just your daily reminder of what a beautiful human @matthewmercer is...C2E82, Matt is gleefully terrifying the crew, and the moment @LauraBaileyVO says it is making her uncomfortable, he offers to stop the soundtrack.

Didn't matter that she was probably joking ♥️ @CriticalRole

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