Maybe Howell Franklin

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[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

blaseball's come a long way since the old days. but i tell you we had some personalities back then. scud howard. marx monsoon. pork donovan, with their meat bat. francine borstch, a mean ass bowl a soup. nowadays all the plauers look like homestuck characters

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

man everyone loved this stuff wheb tillman did it

[esme ramsey 👟 ⚾ @esmekicks]

@HowellMaybe are you seriously quote tweeting your own dunk within thirty seconds of posting it

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

BRRRRRAP BRAP

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

@esmekicks maybe youd hit more dingers if you werent off playing basketball so much

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

@esmekicks maybe youd hit more dingers if you werent off playing basketball so much

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

since i joined the thieves 98% of the interactions i get here on twitterorg are esme dunking on me. the other 2% is stu backing her up

[esme ramsey 👟 ⚾ @esmekicks]

@HowellMaybe @stutrololol howell i hate you so much

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

@stutrololol @esmekicks shes pogging

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

i was gonna be really dumb and obnoxious and pedantic about godzilla's artistic symbolism because i think that's funny but then i remembered this is an rp account. and baby there is 1 thing howell does well

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

@stutrololol pogzilla

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

@esmekicks @VelaSauce @stutrololol @RichardsonGames gordon ramsay's not gay? he's just british?

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

@esmekicks i think grabthroat kitchen is the its the one you want

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

its cool we have a tokyo team. i went to japan back in '92. met this guy who made cartoons or something. i was into philosphy at the time so we talked about the hedgehog's dilemma and ideas of the self and christian imagery in the portrayal of suffering. wonder what he's up to

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

why do they call it oven

[esme ramsey 👟 ⚾ @esmekicks]

@HowellMaybe thank you howell for doing your part spreading awareness of what it feels like to have a stroke

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

@esmekicks

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

hot singles in your area. but like its like the when you when there's only one person that gets home on a hit. has anyone done this yet?

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

@esmekicks wow could u be more jealous of my posting abilities

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

i lost my phone for a month and gained like 80 followers. the idle game rp is also an idle game as it turns out. anyway see you all next year

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

hey everyone

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

using a bat is cringe

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

@stutrololol i used to just be dad

[Maybe Howell Franklin @HowellMaybe]

back in my early days we had a lot more players who werent just themed around their own names. maxon matterhorn was this huge spider made of moon rock. sauvingon dudebro was a writhing mass of sparking cable (theyre a pastor now). erborero conkrong was in the marine corps. semper