Zachary Thor Howell

[Rollo Tomasi @DrunkUncTony]

Anthony Edwards and Ja Morant together would make David Stern climb right off that rotisserie spinner in hell

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[Zachary Thor Howell @HowellThor]

@NBA2KMovement Me

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Mitch Johnson playing De’Aaron Fox over Dylan Harper lost them a championship.

[Perkylator @Perkylator445]

When the fuck did it become normal to call absolute missiles a “soft 6”??? I’d use this chicks g-string as dental floss if she’d let me. #fuckyou

[riskmaxxing @riskmaxxing]

”dont risk money you cant afford to lose”

brother you’re broke

taking a risk is the only thing you CAN afford

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

Vassell packed Chet, bumped him then yelled out “wtf wrong with this dumb ass nigga man” 😭😭 that had way too much aura ngl

[Hamz Talks Hoops @hamztalkshoops_]

My tall friend trying to console me after both girls wanted him during the two man

[Professional Punter @LoriaKohl]

Sorry I cancelled our hinge date tonight, I just lost half my net worth on woman’s basketball and genuinely might blow my shit off if you talk too much. Maybe another time tho!

[RusticLagers @ArtisanAles1]

Just told the girl on the incline bench that she didn’t have to wipe it down because she looks like she smells nice so she reported me to the front desk and now I have to find a new gym.

Chivalry is dead.

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

It’s illegal to feed wildlife at national parks because they get dependent on handouts and forget how to survive.

Kinda sounds familiar doesn’t it?

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

The earth gave us WEED and shrooms but mfs still choose coke & perks???

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

Cavs play tonight and my son get in the car from school with a fucking trombone in his hand talking bout he got a band recital tonight he never told me bout… i hate kids man

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

In the last TWO days

2 teams are in game 7 after being up 3-1
A team was down 61
A team missed 23 straight shots
Backups sent a 3X MVP home

This the craziest shit I ever seen lmfao

[DUBBY @DubDotDUBBY]

0-5 in my life vs Boston. Joel is 0-3 vs Boston. The last time the Sixers won a game 7 was 25 years ago.

This is my Superbowl. The biggest Sixers game in a quarter century.

[Zachary Thor Howell @HowellThor]

Embid in the paint ✅
Maxey getting his shots✅
Grimes minutes up ✅
PG being aggressive ✅
VJ harassing the wings ✅

Please just do it again 🙏

@sixers

[Suge @ShotgunnSuge]

If I had a pussy it would be soaked

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Tiago Splitter didn’t get enough coach of the year votes for a guy who got promoted after an FBI raid

[Devon Davis @Dmoney2499]

We almost had to play Luke in HS and our coaches early scouting report was “call god”