Sorry I cancelled our hinge date tonight, I just lost half my net worth on woman’s basketball and genuinely might blow my shit off if you talk too much. Maybe another time tho!
Just told the girl on the incline bench that she didn’t have to wipe it down because she looks like she smells nice so she reported me to the front desk and now I have to find a new gym.
Chivalry is dead.
Cavs play tonight and my son get in the car from school with a fucking trombone in his hand talking bout he got a band recital tonight he never told me bout… i hate kids man
In the last TWO days
2 teams are in game 7 after being up 3-1
A team was down 61
A team missed 23 straight shots
Backups sent a 3X MVP home
This the craziest shit I ever seen lmfao
0-5 in my life vs Boston. Joel is 0-3 vs Boston. The last time the Sixers won a game 7 was 25 years ago.
This is my Superbowl. The biggest Sixers game in a quarter century.