Kevin Tritz

My Cow ran off with the Spoon.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

@adamcarolla How this guy isn't in prison is insane. He's literally paying folks for votes. 20 weeks pay to do nothing is paid for vote strategy.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

They actually played defense from what I saw. I'm going to start watching more basketball after what I've seen from the Sixers. I haven't watched basketball in over 10 years because it was awful. I don't know about the rest of the league but it was bearable to watch last night from what I caught.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader https://t.co/LioPMYHOiG

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

@FBIJobs You dudes are a joke. Make sure you didn't destroy my social security card and my birth certificate.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

@FBIDirectorKash I'll be down at the philly field office tomorrow to get my social security card and birth certificate back. Make sure they have that warrant written up. Don't fuck up the DOB.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

@GuntherEagleman I don't believe a word anything these people say moving forward. The FBI came into my home and took my social security card and my birth certificate out of my home.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

@EricLDaugh Blows my mind how they can't figure out I don't have a twin brother. Democrats are literally running fake social media accounts of a twin brother I don't have.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

Communists try to erase history to control the future. It was never about racism because natives weren't offended by the name Redskins, they actually embraced it. White liberals are a disease to humanity. They are the same folks who are targeting me. The FBI can't figure out I don't have a twin brother because crazy white liberals are targeting me for being a Trump guy and because they think I'm going to run for office but nobody can figure it out.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

@VP Please figure out I don't have a twin brother. It's insane how people believe my birth certificate is fake while both of my older brothers have been in law enforcement for over 20 years. I don't understand how people believe I have a twin brother.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

Trump doesn't understand that if he keeps talking and there is no action it will hurt his reputation and his approval rating will continue to drop. There is to much evidence that she is a fraud who should be deported. He has to take action and deport her. The people want her gone. Not only gone but everything she stole to be confiscated and returned to the people. He has to deport her. He can't continue to sit on his hands. The people around him who are telling him otherwise are morons. If she is guilty and they can prove it, take action. These are the same people who created a twin brother I don't have. It's insane the amount of evidence that says she's a fraud are to much to not take action. She has to be deported or otherwise the people will lose even more faith in the government.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

One of the best plays I've seen live. Still kills me that we never won a Superbowl with Big Red. The amount of teams we put together but could never win the big one.

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

The greatest opening play of all-time

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

Can you do me a favor and investigate the frauds who have folks believing I have a twin brother? Democrats have folks believing I'm switching places with a twin brother so I can run to the casino and play poker. I don't have a twin brother and I don't go to casinos. The FBI can't figure out I'm 35 and there's no twin brother.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

@bennyjohnson I don't understand how they can't figure out I don't play poker. They still can't figure out I don't have a twin brother.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

I hope Shirely exposes the fraud Democrats are doing to make it look like I'm a degenerate poker player. Some dickhead is playing poker and is taking screenshots to make people think I'm playing poker. If folks did their job they would see that I don't play poker or any kind of casino games.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

I've been waiting for Adrianna for 10 years so we can get married and start a family but during that 10 years of waiting I've watched Krasner systematically destroyed Philly along with other Democrats. How can reasonable people continue to support Democrats when there is 10 years of evidence of them destroying everything? It makes me sick to my stomach knowing my future children will have to deal with the ramifications of the actions of Democrats and fraudsters who only care about power and control. Thank God for Trump & company who are trying to stem the tide. We need to continue to build up the coalition because the communists are gaining ground while masquerading as Democrats. Long battle ahead and 2028 is extremely important.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

What happened to basketball? When I was younger I couldn't wait for the season to start. Iverson was the Answer. Duncan was the Fundamentals. Kobe and Shaq where fighting like a stressed couple with kids. The game now is so hard to watch.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

I'm not a fan of Florida but it's good knowing we have governors such as yourself who are trying to help people instead of trying to fill their pockets or push communist garbage. 2028 will be interesting and we need folks like you to keep the coalition strong. I hope they are working on a game plan for 2028 because we will need as many people as possible to fight the communists and fraudsters. I pray every night folks will figure out Democrats are targeting me. They have people believing wild shit.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

Yes. Apologize to him and sort things out. We have a bunch of good young dudes who need a great teacher. It would help to bring some of the Vets back as coaches and support. We are missing a lot of heart right now and it shows when teams punk Covey and we don't step up and protect him. That told me everything I needed to know; weak leadership. He needs to bring guys like Foles back into the flock to help break down tape and develop a playbook that fits our players. Our defense has kept us in every game and it's sick how we are wasting an elite defense to mediocre offense. We look like a high school team at times.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

@TheInsiderPaper They need to start arresting people. Democrats are out of control. I'm being targeted by these nutty folks. The amount of bullshit I've been put through by these frauds is diabolical.

[Kevin Tritz @Howellabama]

These are the same folks who are targeting me. They actually have people believing I have a twin brother. They actually have people believing my imaginary twin brother robbed a Dick's, meanwhile I was shopping at Dick's and bought a new wedge. I have to protect myself and stay away from Democrat heavy areas or otherwise folks will make shit up. Democrats created an imaginary twin brother with an imaginary rap sheet of crimes. I got fired from my job because Democrats had people believing my imaginary twin brother was working there. I'm going to write a book one day about all of this.