Howie

follow me for questionable parenting advice

[Howie @HowieDittman]

Daily Affirmation 🤜🏼🤛🏼

[Josh Campbell @campbell11j]

@HowieDittman Totally random question for ya. How does the speech go that you and Brock have before school? Seen it a while back and it was spot on just can’t remember it exact.

[Howie @HowieDittman]

I hope Skenes sits in pitch coaching sessions, takes great notes, then wipes his sweaty 🍑with them and flushes them immediately after the meeting.

[Howie @HowieDittman]

@HeGetsUs You used a slightly AI-modified image of me without permission of the photographer in this commercial. Despite the AI manipulation, this is copyright infringement.

So we need to talk.

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

If California really stopped the firetrucks that came from Oregon to test them for emissions, everyone involved needs to go to prison immediately.

Preferably a prison in a direct line of the wildfires.

[Howie @HowieDittman]

@PatrickWCutler @LeadingReport Dude essentially paraphrases one of the most poignant quotes in history - “content of character” - and you stand firmly only the “nah let’s judge based on color of skin” side like a complete dipshit.

[Howie @HowieDittman]

@f_pitt2000 @elonmusk Can confirm (from family reunions).

[Howie @HowieDittman]

@ILA_NewsX @MarioNawfal 👀

[Howie @HowieDittman]

@elonmusk As a Dittman, can I get put into that will?

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

Tickets are still available for Brock’s baseball fundraiser (link below)! Only 500 tickets are being sold. $100 per ticket, you can send a check or use Venmo, and I’ll send your ticket to you immediately. Great odds to win $500 (20 chances), $5,000 or $10,000 💰💰💰

Your ticket goes back into the drawing even if you win!

Be a doll and retweet this to help the kid out 🔥

LINK: https://t.co/qviYQdJl9p

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

Prancer and Donner are cull bucks. Do what needs to be done to strengthen the herd.

[Howie @HowieDittman]

@SpringBackBlack @iamyesyouareno Well over half of the German citizenry speaks English, genius. And the ones who don’t are in VERY rural areas. Virtually everyone in urban areas is fluent.

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

This is an invitation for city folk to ask a redneck anything. I’ll answer in this thread if y’all want to know anything.

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

These mornings are a success no matter what

[Howie @HowieDittman]

@Fynnderella1 @Breaking911 Is your assumption that people don’t start working on a plan until they can execute that plan? He could have been building a plan for years.

[BORDER911 @Border911Live]

BORDER911 Foundation, Inc. congratulates our Founder and CEO, Thomas D. Homan, on his appointment as "The Border Czar" by President Donald J. Trump. We are proud to support his unwavering dedication to securing our borders and ensuring the safety of our nation. #BorderSecurity #Leadership #BORDER911 @RealTomHoman

[Howie @HowieDittman]

@dbongino Colleges and universities are offering CRISIS COUNSELING due to the outcome of the election.

https://t.co/Frvz9SyRis

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

The Left is mad that their voter turnout went back to normal? Imagine if they would have gone to sleep at midnight with Kamala up big, then woken up to find that vans had showed up and windows were covered with paper and alllllll of the new ballots were for Trump and that he suddenly saw a 30% increase in votes vs every other year and that he actually won.

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

The Left is mad that their voter turnout went back to normal? Imagine if they would have gone to sleep at midnight with Kamala up big, then woken up to find that vans had showed up and windows were covered with paper and alllllll of the new ballots were for Trump and that he suddenly saw a 30% increase in votes vs every other year and that he actually won.

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

Gonna shower in their tears later

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

No matter what else you do today, VOTE.

And take ten citizens with you.

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

Trailcam caught my son and I on the way back home after he connected with his buck on Saturday 💙

[CornThicket @CornThicket]

FOUND HIM. The dog was incredible and we have one very happy young hunter. His 10th buck (at age 15) will be one he’ll remember for a long time. Little video of it all coming soon.