Howie Feltersnatch

Bros before hoes. Howie Feltersnatch made you come to this profile. Close relative of Barry McCockiner.

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3:44 of perfection to grace your ears

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WAIT… Drake, Ella Langley and Don Toliver on the “CHOOSIN TEXAS” remix? 😭🔥

This collaboration has the potential to go absolutely CRAZY.

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@Rap Phenomenal

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@Nate_Esparza Cope

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@PackManJo The difference between Lexington and Lawrence is that people don’t have sex with their cousins in Lawrence.

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@justinackermann @mrwhiskey617941 Would an Orange Bowl be the greatest accomplishment in KSU Football history?

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@JasonMo52972035 @MatthewBertramm @Chiefs @mansoordelane Beat me to it

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@cdotharrison If the Tiller tape excites y’all, then we can’t help you.

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@TheHoopHerald Buddy religiously gets bodied against power conference talent that is so-so or better. Yes, we can match it or beat it. We just don’t wanna. 👋🏻

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@JD_RCJH Peterson definitely says no unless given a historic NIL deal.

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@staggles14 @NotTheExperts I think you understand the correlation I’m making here. Bronny also sucks. He was a MCDAA the same year as Elmarko. Being a MCDAA doesn’t always pan out. Clearly it didn’t for EJ. We will not see Elmarko at all next year, and if we do, we are screwed.

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@staggles14 @NotTheExperts Bronny averaged 4.8 PPG in his solo freshman season, or ranked 2,210th in the nation in scoring. I think the 7-8 is extremely generous.

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@staggles14 @NotTheExperts On a scale of 1-10, how good do you think Bronny James is at basketball? In comparison to his peers in college, and in comparison to his peers in the NBA?

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@evanphillips45 I do feel bad for him. It’s not his fault he sucks ass at basketball.

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@shre98 @JD_RCJH 3 years later, Jamari accepted a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car.

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@bhallier It’s not unfair to question the before and after

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@staggles14 @NotTheExperts Taylor and Mason could both dribble a basketball. If your eyes tell you that Elmarko Jackson is a good basketball player, you don’t know ball. Or just retarded.

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@staggles14 @NotTheExperts For the love of everything holy he better not see that Senior year in Lawrence.

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@NotTheExperts Elmarko Jackson missed a dunk this same game.

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@gifhawk2 Elmarko Jackson is terrible at basketball. I fear the bar has lowered so much in Lawrence, it has made other wise reasonable people stupid.