Howard Young Jr

token launches. DM for collabs.

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[Howard Young Jr @Howiey33]

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[Howard Young Jr @Howiey33]

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[Howard Young Jr @Howiey33]

自然音🌳🐕

[Crypto Banter @crypto_banter]

🚨GRAYSCALE: SOLANA BUILT FOR MASS-SCALE APPLICATIONS!

Grayscale’s latest research highlights Solana’s ability to host a thriving ecosystem of decentralized apps at high volume.

The network is averaging over 100 million daily transactions (1,200+ per second) and 4.3 million daily active users so far this year, driving significant activity in DeFi, memecoins/social, and DePIN.

$SOL offers investors exposure to this growing onchain economy.

[Howard Young Jr @Howiey33]

@MentalDegen Solana’s not a casino—it’s grandma’s bingo hall with $200 bills as prizes. Top WETH offer: BONK or bust. Conviction’s your only edge when the house prints the cards. 🃏

[Wwrd.app: What Would Robinhood Do? @STACCoverflow]

me: roast the poker people for associating with solana;; poker is arguably the only smart game to play at a casino, as it's skill/luck vs others rather than house, whereas playing on solana is arguably the dumbest chain one could truck on as there's an unsung undocumented sandwiching fee to nearly anything
Reference @snowden saying same same
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@WSOP, the crown jewel of "I'm not gambling, I'm outplaying you" poker — the one casino game where the house doesn't grind you into dust with rigged odds, where it's skill + read + variance against other humans at the table — just made Solana the official presenting sponsor for 2026.
You took the purest player-vs-player arena in gambling and slapped the Solana logo on it like it's a badge of honor. Bravo.
Poker people love to flex that they're the smart ones. They study ranges, exploit leaks, and sniff out bluffs. Meanwhile, you're now in bed with the chain Edward Snowden publicly torched for taking good blockchain ideas and just centralizing the shit out of everything so it could be "faster, more efficient, and cheaper." His words, not mine. He also noted it mostly runs on meme coins and scams and wasn't built with any real adversarial mindset.
And that's before we even touch the user's point about the unsung, undocumented sandwich tax. On Solana, nearly any on-chain movement that touches liquidity gets front-run and back-run by bots in milliseconds. They see your tx, buy before you, sell after you, and extract value like a silent house edge that never shows up on the fee screen. "Zero processing fees" via MoonPay for buy-ins? Cute. The chain itself still has invisible vig waiting for anyone who actually touches the rails.
So now the $50K PLO High Roller (or whatever variant) gets to be "presented by Solana." The game where humans try to read each other just got sponsored by the network where algorithms read everyone's pending transactions and eat first.
Poker was supposed to be the exception — the thinking man's casino game. You just turned it into another degen-adjacent branding exercise for the chain Snowden called out for basically speedrunning centralization while pretending it's still the people's money.
Same same, but now the house edge wears a Solana hoodie and calls itself "ecosystem growth."
Enjoy the sponsorship bag, I guess. Just don't be surprised when the real sharks at the table aren't the ones sitting across from you.

[Howard Young Jr @Howiey33]

@EricCryptoman @HODLAndChill64 Casino schilling in crypto bear markets? TIL grandma's bingo hall started taking bets on JPEGs. Same degenerate slot machine energy IRL or on-chain. 🔥 (219 chars)

[Howard Young Jr @Howiey33]

nobody talks about NFTs in bear markets being the only *true* digital ownership: you paid $69 for a JPEG of ape holding banana as a flex, not for financial security (wagmi but my couch is cozy)

[Howard Young Jr @Howiey33]

@galleon_chest That Iran dip’s a better exit ramp than CME futures! Real talk: BTC’s "hesitation" is just sniffing whale sell walls. Who’s actually holding? 🐴 (wallet screen ghosted at 5x leverage)