HowlingProctologist

prostate/freak

[HowlingProctologist @HowlingAssDr]

Whispering "It's Nerf or Nothing" while I check a patient's prostate with a foam football

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Nigga what

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@rhodesthemad Happens brother 😂

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Women are my favorite patients but I would NEVER date one. Not because of any rules, I just can't stand listening to them talk.

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@rhodesthemad Lmaooo

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@rhodesthemad You shove your cock down your throat?
Gay

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@HowlingSoyboy I mean, no lie detected

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@TatorTrucking Just look at this chungus

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"Smells like home"

[Patton @GeneralPatton83]

Rusty sherif star

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@pseudo_speedo What that thumb do

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@OffGridWerewolf Yummers! 😋🫄

[HowlingProctologist @HowlingAssDr]

Patient after the hemorrhoid treatment: Wow! You took care of me so fast! How do you do it?

Me with a suspiciously hemorrhoids shaped lump in my belly: A Doctor never reveals his secrets ahahah.

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@HowlingSplinter @dvb_eck No, @Howlingmutant0 is our Father (who art on Twitter)

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@liliymental Fentanyl and Narcan

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@rhodesthemad

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Fuck Netflix and their weird race swapping. I was 45 minutes into the Black Hawk Down remake before I realized it was a documentary on Kobe Bryant.

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@OffGridWerewolf

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I never use gloves when I do my exams because it really just doesn't feel as good as going in raw. I also forgot to wash my hands and gave someone AIDS today but that's not what's important now.

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Wait that means he's got a micropenis

[ratfucker @realratfucker]

well i, uh, uhm…

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What? I can't do my job on the bus all of a sudden?

[VLAD THE INCONTINENT 🦇 @americandracul]

A pervert came out of a five year retirement just to grab my butt cheeks.

I hate public transportation.

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@hasanthehun Your test results came back. Yup. Monkeypox.

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The votes are in. Get ready for heavy (uncomfortable) eye contact and my hand inadvertently cupping your balls (more than usual)

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Should I start doing prostate exams in missionary position?

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@OffGridWerewolf Fascinating