HowlingCalvin

Tiger/Freak

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

@LadyOfTheLyke @anglosaxoney @space_homer @grok No, have you?

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

@Howlingmutant0 >Gay loser
>Minnesota Wild

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

What

[Mandrake @MandrakeCalvin2]

Mr Torture got doxxed.

Rape Shirt Kid left the internet.

The Pigman won by literally just smoking weed all day

[Anderzin @AnderZin22]

Woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning, sprightly skipping into my kitchen to greet The Bull, who was feasting on his jar of Kool-Aid pineapples for breakfast. I gave him a gentlemanly curtsy and wished him a Happy Pride Month. He shattered the glass jar into my face.

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

@joelover123__ What is a Türkiye?

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@MacNab23 @FerretOTR @ReviewsPossum I am from California and have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

Doctor covered in poop:
“HES LOSING A LOT OF POOP”

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

@froggy187888 @MSRterps @FSUmollz Lmao brother

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

Why would the audio affect your reaction to a visual stimulus?

[Melesshuffle @Melesshuffle]

@LouiseRawAuthor I must admit that I didn't realise Septics pronounced pasta incorrectly - mainly because I watch any videos of them making pasta with the sound off. That way I don't have to scream "that's not fucking cheese" whenever they introduce some yellow rubber to the dish.

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

@nazzobetweeting Our houses don’t have insulation.

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@DoomerTapes @Michaeldudufudu Aren’t you the guy that had that meltdown about a month ago over how you marrying a Cantonese woman was actually based?

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

@RestoreEurope_ @Jaboolie Wow, what an exceptionally gay thing to say. Have you ever considered having a serious conversation with your parents?

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

Remember when that guy had GAY SEX in the senate chambers? That was one of the best days at the lunch table.

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

Daughter: Why am I named rose?

Me: Because your mother loved roses.

Son: Why am I named Skeggy Butlins?

Me: Have a little think about it, ya plonker.

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

Oh my God.

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

I have decided to resume my ninja training

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

@NextLevel_Rebel @remarks They got arrested?

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

@male_polish @FlyinWindoSeal Passenger jets have wings. Wings are how planes fly.

[HowlingCalvin @HowlingCalvin0]

@BeinFish @soldierofpep How can you be less of something you aren’t?