HowlingCornyn

Former / Senator

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@defango Hi, this is Texas Senator John Cornyn,

You are hereby charged with not knowing how to groom yourself even in the most basic, generic way.

Please stop leaving flop sweat on roller coaster rides.

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@howlingmadmurph Hi, this is Texas Senator John Cornyn,

You know what you need to do.

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@HowlingMohammad @MichaelSykesJr @Im_human_too_ @liziestar This is Texas Senator John Cornyn…

Same.

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

I’m coming for @hankieshill

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@howlingthor

[King Void @VoidWillWin]

You cannot kill us. We will not die. Hail Patriot Front!

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

This was my Summer of Love but instead of getting high at music festivals and banging flower girls I was organizing twitch raids on /b/ and jerking off to my classmate’s instagram.

[HowlingYahu @H_Rocket05]

Calling Goyim "Goids" from now on.
HY.

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@MichaelSykesJr @gumstain34 Hi, I’m Texas Senator John Cornyn

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@Elusive13_ Hi, this is Texas Senator John Cornyn.

We are legion. Heil Hitler.

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@LeBolshevikman @bolshevikyay @HowlingPirate Hi, this is Texas Senator John Cornyn.

Heil Hitler.

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@CTurtEmoji Hi, I’m Texas Senator John Cornyn.

Heil Hitler Nigga

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@KonCategory3 @Howlingmutant0 @mszrsmerci This is Texas Senator John Cornyn.

HowlingMutant is a world renowned talent, show him some respect.

Heil Hitler

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@funnyguy2233 @themurderwave @Ben10Burner @Howlingmutant0 @XXL Hi, Texas Senator John Cornyn here-

How much for the cockless nigga torso?

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@HowlingT0nny Hi, this is Texas Senator John Cornyn

I am also depressed

I love you

Heil Hitler

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@EyepatchMcCaine @HowlingT0nny Hi, this is Texas Senator John Cornyn

Stop it

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@TobyTurner @howlingpaper1 @Howlingmutant0 Hi, Texas Senator John Cornyn here!

Needless to say the Howlers are a great bunch of characters.

Heil Hitler!

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@evilkitten00 Hi, this is Texas Senator John Cornyn

Please stop being a homosexual.

Heil Hitler!

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

Hi, this is Texas Senator John Cornyn here to tell you that this makes no sense, and it’s definitely going to happen again.

Heil Hitler.

[HowlingTed @howlingted]

Me finally killing my dead mom so @MichaelSykesJr can't rаре her again.

[HowlingCornyn @HowlingCornyn]

@HowlingKOTH Hi, this is Texas Senator John Cornyn

Shoulda thought about that before you shed those gorgeous ginger locks