HowlingJoker

Clown/HAHA

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

@HowlingBizarro You're welcome 🤗

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

Tap and Hold the image

[Evil HowlingGrimace @EvilHowlerGrim]

On my 13th birthday, the minimum age allowed by law, Under the most advanced biometric and fertility protocols ever developed by John Hopkins University, my results weren’t just exceptional - they were classified as anomalous. Sperm count clocked in at 1.2 billion per milliliter, a figure so far beyond the standard clinical range it triggered a retest, which confirmed it. Total ejaculate volume averaged 34.6 milliliters, with a thick, gelatinous consistency noted for its extreme viscosity and density. Motility was measured at 98.7%, with morphology showing near-perfect form across all samples. Lab notes referenced “superfecundity markers rarely seen outside of theoretical modeling.”

Testosterone levels exceeded 1,400 ng/dL, with free testosterone far above the 99.999th percentile. My recovery time between emissions was under four minutes, fully refractory within three. Erection quality and vascular response were labeled “hyperfunctional.”

As for endowment: erect length measured 13.5 inches, with a girth of 8.1 inches at midpoint, placing me in a percentile not previously charted by the program. Flaccid, I measured just under 8 inches. Medical staff took detailed scans and still repeated measurements manually. Twice.

The official report didn’t bother with euphemism: “Subject is a reproductive outlier. Genetic, anatomical, and hormonal profile is hyper-dominant.”

At my verified capacity, 4 to 6 natural matings per day, 5 to 6 days per week, I would average 1,300 to 1,500 sessions annually. With my fertility profile (sperm count over 1.2 billion/mL, motility at 98.7%, and a volume of 34.6 mL) the expected conception rate was above 70% per encounter.

That meant at least 900 to 1,100 confirmed pregnancies in the year ahead.

The lead researcher wrote in bold letters across my file cover page: “Cornerstone of a generation. Recommend immediate deployment.”

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

Sometimes I'll replay an argument from years ago and realize the other guy actually had a pretty good point. Then I imagine him having gay sex so it doesn't matter.

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

@wiffysock He didn't miss me either

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

Watched the Odyssey. Missed most of it but it was wonderful background noise in the theater while blowing my dad

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

@Howlingmutant0 @Tectone Instead of New Era There's a CP on the side of a "Current Pedophile" baseball cap.

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

@EvilHowlerGrim @HowlingBizarro @Ligmanutsdaddy @defnotsnake @Ameriking83 @Squigg E

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

This is what the inside of my pants look like. It's normal

[its six fn @itssixfn]

Maaan i'm never clothes shopping at @Target again WTF

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

A turd fell out my diaper today and my wife's boyfriend beat me with his croc

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

@Howlingmutant0 @dissidentwest I agree. Wasn't a fan of the joker. Definitely wasn't a fan of joker 2

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

@StarAuraaX @grok Hey grok, make star aura stfu and put my penis in Sydney Sweeneys mouth

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

@lynne180552 @thickbidenloads @StrawHatYakub @Howlingmutant0 Steven Seagal has never been defeated. He's a personal hero. Mutant give me a follow 💜

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

@KeevGhost Thank you for your hospitality

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

I'm so hungry I could kick a cunt in the teeth right now and eat her molars off the ground.

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

Press and hold my dick to see the greatest premature ejaculation of all time

[Kantala fc @ifOnlyKantala]

Press and hold to see a greatest villain of all time

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

I prefer the poop tho

[Babybloodbjorn @kikoscasino]

they should make a butthole that’s just for sex no poop

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

Let me see what the one with the hijab is working with underneath then I'll give you my answer. Inshallah

[Sara | Journalist @SanaJournalist1]

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DEPORT THEM⁉️😭

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

My wife is a capricunt. This explains a lot

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mercury Retrograde ends today.

[HowlingJoker @HowlingJoker0]

Looks like she got face fucked by a shovel

[American Values 🇺🇸 @AVGirl4Life]

Olivia Wilde from 2023 to 2026. How is this even possible?