I lift so that my future wife could pounce on me like this and I would be able to easily grab her with only one arm. I also lift so I can hurt people, but that’s a whole other can of worms.
TRVE EVRQPEAN HHISSTQRY 101:
3000 BC
Aryans invent body building and drunk driving
334 BC
Alexander(PBUH) invents colonialism
33 AD
Jesus teaches italians empathy for brown „people“
410 AD
Germans make italians white again
1498 AD
Columbus grafts the first latinx yaqub style