EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0

Skin / Fore

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

I’m so glad this retard is gone, imagine being Jewish, fuckin’ GAY

Anyways I’m gonna fit the whole menorah in my mouth this time

[Im_human @Im_human_too_]

@HowlingMetokur welcome back, I love you

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@Im_human_too_ I love you more than my wife and kids

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@howlingted Me listening to Ted explain how to thaw a “sex worker” for meal prep

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@Howlingmutant0 @RobcoGenManager @WhyGuy01 Call of Duty MW2 lobbies were clearly a political movement driven by me asking the op if his refrigerator is running then calling him a gay faggot nigger twink while I go 2/15/1 camping in the open

That’s how Obama got elected

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@DecrepitProwl @elonmusk @MichaelSykesJr @elonmusk I’ve never done anything wrong ever. Please Elon 🙏

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

Had a grammatical error in one of my posts and I cannot swap over my premium (via cancellation) due to being (incorrectly) permabanned for (not) breaking the rules.

My Apple ID that I used, no longer shows the subscription to X either.

Oh and I can’t contact support. 1/2

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@rhodesthemad Yeah, and Apple is having subscription issues. Whether it’s on apple’s end or not is beside the point because an ID validated premium permabanned account not being able to access data, support, billing, or ever even have an appeals process is beyond parody, it’s absurd

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@DecrepitProwl I’m not sure how much I had left and how much I’d given away, but yes, moreso the bigger problem for me was missing out on opportunities I had promised to get in on, others made money, I missed out entirely.

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@rhodesthemad @HomefrontBeacon If I was still gaming these days I absolutely would, I don’t even have steam installed anymore cause I’m running a vSphere homelab 😭

I might be able to free up a machine for a session

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@HowlingTowelBoi It’s not just X it’s everywhere. Fucking Spotify has zero human help either and when my creator account got fucking nuked I had to wait for nearly 3 weeks to get a response about re-instating it

[HowlingHogan @H0wlingHogan]

This place is a prison

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

Degloved by cock using too much ketamine during the gangbang

Buy solana:FFPSq1ByV2XdPTj2UkSPRe14NoQydUkarBLeNfXd1gdj

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

I accidentally put too many drywall screws in my urethra using a Dewalt brushless impact drill.

Buy solana:Fj886GvHFyxQhunb4pw7WLRPRASNh25LT8Zpv8qqr3Ab

[Dictator HowlingBobby @HowlingBobby0]

The Howler Chat 8.

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@NomadListen @BermansRabbi @realAdamLevi @mosssad @IDF The Palestinian family I kept in my garage said the same thing before I sold them to Benjamin Netanyahu for v-bucks

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

And yes I have a kid and I love him and I really don’t give a shit what anyone has to say about it it’s just not something I wanted to make public but I guess every aspect of my life is doxx worthy for god knows what reason

[HowlingSponge @HowlingSponge]

They call me 007 at work

0 work
0 skill
7 sexual harassment complaints

[EvilHowlingBermanSimulator 2.0 @HowlingMetokur]

@HowlingAdultery @fleshsimulator @MichaelSykesJr The idea that it wouldn’t be Jesus is the joke