Shhh… I whisper to my cousin as I lie down beside her. She’s only 10, two years younger than me, but I want to show her the things her father showed me.
Legs wrapped around the ceiling fan spinning in circles while I have 14 screens of porn running at the same time when my mother walks “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, OUT NOW OUT GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!” She screams for whatever reason.
Hello gorgeous, for our first date I was thinking about treating you to a self care day where we get those things a much needed reduction procedure. DM me immediately.
I keep a gun in the nightstand not for protection, but so that if I ever wake up next to someone I actually like, I’ve got options before the illusion shatters over breakfast.