HowlingChef

20 year multinational haute/fine cuisine pro chef

Ask me for a recipie with your restrictions and I will make you one

Coms open for parents/wives that cook

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

Quit weed ages ago but just found this 100% full goofy stick while digging around the couch for my remote, abandoned in the couch, calling to me like the green goblin mask

Top comment decides what to do with it

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@RabbiJeffx @grok "Prepare"

Alright this one is silly

They do this like every day in some context, but it's never clearly stated how

They prepared for Oct7, just not in the traditional sense

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@IzzatStatus @IAACouncil Some accounts you make fun of for having no lives, like shidfart

Some accounts you respect for upholding the human race, and respecting justice

You are the latter, sir

Where's your gofundme

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@JohnSmithdid Yeah you're reading 1 chapter a night

Chapter 1 night 1, paragraph 1, 2 hours of questions

Chapter 1 night 2, paragraph 2, 2 hours of questions

Chapter 1 night 3, paragraph 3, 2 hours of questions

Chapter 1 night 4, paragraph 4, 2 hours of questions

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

Read your children 1 chapter of the Lord of the Rings books every night for bedtime

Answer every question they have

It will last basically their entire childhood up to the point they can read them themselves

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

Normalize not showing any media made after the year 2000 to your kids while you’re raising them.

They need to know what things were like in the before times to fully appreciate how much better things can become again.

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@mikibambam1 @BENZOTOOIE I did

35mm 60fps

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@HowlingCuck "Being John Malcovich" is included in every tier by this standard

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@Aliathewhite Excuse me, kind sir

I am mildly concerned that you may be culturally appropriating my chimpanzee culture

That's actually really vulgar behavior

I won't lose my cool, but I will have you know:

This better have been directed towards blacks

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@JohnSmithdid Fully answering every question your child has to a level they deem adequate makes 1 chapter last a year in parenting time

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@DoofyOfficial Blacks pay to play the lottery every day

I apply to every possible 6 figure do-nothing job I'm not qualified for

My odds are better, and it's free

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@HowlingCuck Compromised

This is 2nd top comment

Shoved it in my ass, then tossed it next to a black neighborhood

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

Quit weed ages ago but just found this 100% full goofy stick while digging around the couch for my remote, abandoned in the couch, calling to me like the green goblin mask

Top comment decides what to do with it

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@BillCrosbyfl @B1TuckerCarlson

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@Aliathewhite You have room for a 4th?

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@CA_Xtian Get a jellyfish to piss on it I think

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@BillCrosbyfl So, I should legally sell this to one of them?

Do you know any?

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@DanielQuil83995 I appreciate the hustle, but, nah

That market is already oversaturated by...

Well, you know

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@direflyer @dissidentwest There's a fully unabridged audiobook from 1990. Also an abridged 1981/1974 version

The books have been available for nearly 100 years, and you can read 1 chapter of them to your children every night, for their entire childhood, for bedtime, and it will last their childhood

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@dissidentwest House rules for the kids is they can build things with blocks, do a puzzle, read a book, do work around the home, or go watch the grass grow

I've never seen any other modern children with such exemplary vocabulary and work ethic

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

Well it looks like doing the ol' ShitVape prank wins

Shove the vape in your ass, then throw it out the window while driving through a black neighborhood

Classic!

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

Shove it in your ass

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

@HowlingChabadnk You're a better friend that some people I knew IRL, that part was a joke

The sticking it my ass part is still an option

The ol' ShitVape prank, stick it in your ass, and then throw it out the window driving by a black neighborhood

[HowlingChef @HowlingPooper]

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