HowlingRein

Wired/freak

[OffGridWolf @OffGridWerewolf]

@HowlingRein Shadow integrated ✅

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@OffGridWerewolf Neither have I technically, I’m an angler myself but I’ve known people who hunt and give me some of their goods to taste.

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@snow_frog8 Fish with no teeth so I can get some head.

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@OffGridWerewolf I once had a had some deer run beside me at night on the way to the airport and one of the juveniles ran into my car and it got tripped up. It survived as not a head on collision but they truly are suicidal. Or maybe they’re just such brave creatures like I wish to be one day.

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@BillCrosbyfl I once asked a female Cow-worker out and early on in our date I said she should smile more right before entering the slaughterhouse. Let’s just say i didn’t get laid that night.

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Yo, why don’t cows be giving each other head?

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Cumming in my, My Little Howlers cum jar.

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The way the teeth in her pussy grip. Mmmpph.

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The Chuck E Cheese rat is sucking dick in the back you just have to ask.

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Fishing in lingerie so the local wildlife officers are distracted and don’t ask me for the fishing license which I don’t have.

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Just told my cowworker she should smile more right before entering the slaughterhouse.

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Not sure why .cum isn’t more popular among porn websites.

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I would be arrested if I tried to drop off the kids at school in these shorts.

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These shorts my family got me fit like Hitler Youth.

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I look like a fucking fag in these shorts, but not because of Hitler. They fit like womens underwear.

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Can’t believe I still fit in my pre-Mpregnancy pants.

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Jerkin with my absolute best intentions at heart for you.

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Manic posting in a rogue fugue state after not being on twitter all day is my favorite hobby besides getting absolutely hammered in the parking lot of the local music center in the woods and watching the highschool practice rehearsal.

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Ypipo don b cloroxin dey chitlins. (What the fuck is a chitlin).