HowlingShrek

Swamp/Aryan

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Happy Pride Month. 🏳️‍🌈

[HowlingTrad @mythotrad]

Villain that’s fine with destroying the entire world but draws the line at racism

[HowlingTrad @mythotrad]

Yeah bro while you were doing this I had to go to work

[HowlingShrek @HowlingShrek]

@HowlingDiddyBld

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

HOWLINGDIDDYBLUD HAS A VERY SINISTER VIBE…

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

I ONCE ACCIDENTALLY WAVED A BUSSBOY OVER FOR A HANDJOB AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT, I COULDN’T TELL HIM NO AFTER HE STARTED UNZIPPING HIS PANTS.

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

GRABBING THE CHINESE WAITRESSES ASS BEFORE REALIZING IT WAS ACTUALLY THE MANAGER, A MAN. IN THEIR CULTURE THIS MEANS I HAVE TO FUCK HIM NOW.

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

CHINESE LADY JACKING ME OFF INTO THE COCONUT SHRIMP. “WE CARL DAT DER SPECHIAL SAURCE.” SHE SMILES. I’LL HAVE A FULL PLATE LATER.

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

BENDING THE 60 YEAR OLD CHINESE LADY OVER A TABLE OF SUSHI BEING PREPARED, THE SMELLS ARE OVERWHELMING.

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

WON A SCRATCH OFF AT THE GAS STATION, GOING TO THE CHINESE BUFFET I WANT TO FUCK THE WHOLE STAFF.

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

GENTLY CARESSING THE BACK OF MY NIECES HEAD. “NOW USE THE CRAYONS TO DRAW WHAT I SHOWED YOU.” (SHE DRAWS TWO GIANT CIRCLES WITH A HALF INCH LINE POINTING STRAIGHT UP)

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

CASHING MY WHOLE PAYCHECK OUT ON THE WAITRESS AT THE CHINESE BUFFET, SHE HAS A SECRET SPOT IN THE KITCHEN WHERE WE HAVE SEX.

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

GAINING WEIGHT FROM SO MANY VISITS TO THE CHINESE BUFFET (THEY OFFER HAND JOBS)

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

WHY DO THEY SEE ME THIS WAY?

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

My brother had a daughter, I never thought I’d be an uncle. God I still remember all the experiences my uncle gave to me in his shed. I need to get a shed.

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

“What interests you in this job?”
SIR I HAVE A CRIPPLING SEX ADDICTION.

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

GETTING A JOB TO AFFORD MY PROSTITUTES.

[HowlingDiddyBlud67 @HowlingDiddyBld]

I’ve always been hyper sexual but have struggled when picking up women, the day a waitress at the chinese buffet offered me a handjob CHANGED MY LIFE.

[HowlingShrek @HowlingShrek]

@HowlingDiddyBld @Howlingmutant0 your greatest child is gemming out