HowlingSimmons

Big / Tongue

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

I was halfway through talking shit about someone before realizing the guy I was talking to had the same last name. Luckily it was just his bitch wife.

[HowlingJimJones @HowlingJimJones]

BEHOLD!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@HowlingKanye @MichaelSykesJr Back in my day we’d crack the back of a bloated hooker in a bad neighborhood, and then we’d rock out!

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

Mid-hookup my back cracked like a starter pistol and she was so startled I had to pretend I lived in a bad neighborhood.

[HowlingMiller @HowlingGoyim]

Why does nobody like my posts I used to have loyal post likers when I was a leftist

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

Changing my name to John Smith. Doing voice training like a trans woman so I can say ‘car’ in a way that doesn’t sound funny. Bonesmashing my brow ridge for an indelicate, non-French phenotype.
LOVE: apple pie and pussy.
HATE: hockey and the maple leaf.

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@angel_testing Back in my day we’d put pedophiles under the prison, and then we’d rock out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@Redfan253 You got @rapedberman banned for correctly pointing out you’re a literal pedophile, honestly just do it bro

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@MichaelSykesJr @gumstain34 Back in my day we’d tr00n out and call that our alt! And then we’d rock out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@Elusive13_ Back in my day we’d rope up tr00ns, and then we’d rock out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@LeBolshevikman @bolshevikyay @HowlingPirate Back in my day we’d clone ourselves using our foreskins, and then we’d rock out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@HowlingJamal @commiejunior161 Back in my day we’d present our holes outside the Israeli Embassy Gate (don’t ask questions) and then we’d rock out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@CTurtEmoji Back in my day I’d spend July 4th with my family being a normal functioning member of society, and then I’d Rock Out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@browasright Back in my day I’d pay $1.49 for a toothy blowjob in the back of one of these, and then I’d rock out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@eigenkirkbot Noah come on bro, Barb is disappointed in you

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@KonCategory3 @Howlingmutant0 @mszrsmerci Back in my day all it took was one person to rock out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@funnyguy2233 @themurderwave @Ben10Burner @Howlingmutant0 @XXL Back in my day we’d ride niggas till they meat would schluff off and then we’d rock out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@juantr0n @TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 I have a hunger, for spooks

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@juantr0n @TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 Back in my day we’d lynch negros and then we’d rock out!

[HowlingSimmons @HowlingSimmons]

@juantr0n @TobyTurner @Howlingmutant0 Back in my day we’d stick out our tongues in front of black people and they’d chimp out!