HowlingSneed

Formerly Howling Mutant

[HowlingSneed @HowlingSneed]

Formerly HowlingMutant

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@FoundingGroyper Yeah they won the presidency

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@nypost “He’s too insane to know what he’s doing! We have to let him out!”

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@HotelLiquid She saw the wall rushing towards her

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@dumbidot1 Didn’t the rebel leader finally get an audience with the king and they just stabbed him with a sword for being annoying

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@nypost Nigga aren’t you like forty years old at this point it might be time to move on

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Sad that Dolly Parton spent decades as an obscure underground artist struggling to make ends meet only to be appreciated after her death

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@Nehmoe_ Replies like this are why I’m homophobic

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@DreadedJai White people are more powerful though

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

@madbaddo Your arms look like legs

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

My posture is so bad that when I straighten up people ask if I’m mad at them.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Which one of you assholes told Sydney Sweeney I shit myself

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This is my political ideology

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

One nice thing about having atrocious spelling and grammar is knowing no one will accuse you of using AI

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Reading the “How Not to Rape Women” pamphlet on the train but shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I disagree

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

This is damn near word for word what my tenth grade Spanish teacher said to get me in her car.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

We’re gonna be like those bike gangs that go to child sex crime trials to support the victims except we’ll be there to intimidate them into silence

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

Standing in the shower fully clothed because the idea of being naked with myself feels like too much intimacy for a Thursday.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I saw a Chinese woman at the dog run saying her dog has anxiety and it’s like yeah no shit