HowlingVampire

oh god/oh fuck

[HowlingVampire @HowlingVampire]

@TheVHSArchive @BollFILMS If no Hammer, do CV2 with Kirstanna Loken as the lead. The money prints itself

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

-A movie just got released called Citizen Vigilante

-The main character is a brothel owner who is sick of unchecked migrant crime so he becomes a vigilante and starts killing migrants

-The main character is played by Armie Hammer, the actor who got cancelled for having a cannibal fetish and texting girls that he was going to eat them

-It's directed by Uwe Boll

-Leftists online were saying that the movie was obviously supposed to "lampoon and mock the right wing" but then Uwe Boll himself (without even being tagged) starts replying to them all saying "No it's not I am being deadly serious".

-It has already been banned in Germany

Reality has gotten so fucking silly in the most hilarious way.

[HowlingVampire @HowlingVampire]

@PetP1anet Boll making pure kino again

[HowlingVampire @HowlingVampire]

@TheUFCStats It’s the Declaration of Independence. You get credit for trying.

[UFCStats💭 @TheUFCStats]

Justin Gaethje reading the Declaration of Independence before he makes his walkout 🇺🇸

[Close Saleh☘️ @Sa13hh]

The shit we’re gonna see the first day it comes to ps5 😭😭😭

[vandul @_vandul]

You just created 100 Oliver Trees.

Always test your coke.

To Oliver Tree: rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla.

Dave Chappelle (getting serious 50min into his special): Oliver Tree was my friend and he died. He fucking DIED.

I didn’t even know he was sick.

[Locar @Locar1111]

The Amazing Digital Circus fans on their way to see the movie in theaters

[John Bladerunner @bazedeltasero]

@notasnervous @BillTheKid1603 the south shall rise again

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

Ratts Tyerell dying for 2 hours

[HowlingVampire @HowlingVampire]

Well fuck my money then

[CallofDutyCM @CallofDutyCM]

@KaptainKrunch97 No Lady Gaga. No Omni-Man. No Teletubbies. No SpongeBob. Keep the receipts.

[HowlingVampire @HowlingVampire]

@TheDomSirJon @Bornakang PEAK

[Paul Miller @jokerwaffenfren]

Some training 💪

[Trad @mythotrad]

Logging out of twitter after my hour long bathroom break to return to my job

[Colttt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

Epstein was right you people really are cattle

[HowlingVampire @HowlingVampire]

@BENZOTOOIE The Sucking Man

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I think I speak for all of us when I say let’s see this freaks’ penis!

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

How it feels to root for Sean Strickland