Michael Howson

24, He/Him, I love my friends, family, and Super Smash Bros. That's really all you need to know 🏳️‍🌈

[Mike Tee @ItsMikeTee]

Rooting for him hard. The industry did him so dirty. Chewed him up and spit him out when he was one of the few promising male pop star talents.

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[sweetwolf @switch_n_smirk]

when u are a leg-bouncer and someone asks u to stop its like they're asking you to stop your own heart

[𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓪 ⚛︎ ☪︎ 𓃵 @relinquishedrse]

Me at the movie theatre when someone needs to step over my legs.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

[Fortnite Festival @FNFestival]

Oh, she leaves quite an impression. Five feet, to be exact.

Sabrina Carpenter is bringing her good graces to Festival Season 8! 🎙️💄💋

https://t.co/wW5SA9X4E4

[Michael Howson @HowsonMichael]

@yearofthexan it's your time

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new ‘RHYTHM HEAVEN’ game will release in 2026.

[harps¹⁶ ౨ৎ saw bnd @clqrkentz]

being an ai hater irl is tiring bc everyone and everything around me seems to love it and im just here like 🧍‍♀️

[milt the music man @hthaze]

never listened to a Kanye album and I never will.

[Michael Howson @HowsonMichael]

@dah3098 Okay but Sabrina Carpenter did Slay last night

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Driving a newer car is like oh weird this one doesn't have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature

[F Train Freddy @FtrainFreddy]

I’m ok with my tax dollars being used for school lunches

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe.

[Courtney 🩶🖤 @wonderlandcourt]

before you praise this man, just know HE is the reason for this ban. he started it in 2020 and now he gets to come in to save the day and look like a hero. it’s still fuck trump today, tomorrow, and every day after that

[j ⊹ 🧛🏾 @buttaflyku]

tiktok banned, rednote down, trump bout to be in office, gracie abrams. CAN LIFE GET ANY WORSEEEE

[Michael Howson @HowsonMichael]

Going to Costco for the first time and seeing the Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie is actually called the Double Chocolate Chunk Cookie made it 10x funnier

[Michael Howson @HowsonMichael]

@TMovieCollector Nah that's fair. There's a couple I haven't heard of either but saying give never heard of ANY is crazy to me

[Michael Howson @HowsonMichael]

The people in the comments saying "never heard of any of these" is such a self report

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Most Streamed Female Artists by Other Artists on Spotify This Year:

1. Olivia Dean
2. Lizzy McAlpine
3. Adrianne Lenker
4. Victoria Monét
5. Charli xcx
6. Tems
7. WILLOW
8. Jorja Smith
9. Maggie Rogers
10. Kacey Musgraves