I ate a baloney sandwich when I was a kid. It gave me a bad tummy and I threw up. Then my cousin tried to jump over the throw up but didn't jump far enough, he then slipped on and fell into the throw up. We left it there over night and let my mom clean it up in the morning.
@GreenTextRepost@Epicartworks I've been with my wife for 20 years and we fuck twice a day, everyday. I don't know what you LIBERALS are on about... Get out here on the RANCH with me and my BOY @Justaranch we just be HOLLERING and blasting 45.ACP all day. YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW! He be on that TELEHANDLER!!!
@MomsPostingLs i'm so thankful my wife be fucking slobbering on my ween, straight slopernator, the sloppocolypse, sloptomus prime, unreal. if you're a man and you can't get a bitch just get your money up, I be earning STACKS on BUFFFALOOOOOOOOOO!