The only real downside I can see for the comically large spoon is that its swing speed is too slow, so you can’t get that juicy 10x damage increase, unfortunately. Back to normal, I go!
Houston yells at hostages, saying “DONACDUM.” Just tie them up, and maybe they won’t do dumb things like jump up in the middle of a firefight. Maybe get Stockholm Syndrome while you’re at it. Wankers.