P.C. Beard

Loves: Conan Doyle, Strand Magazine. Hates: lowlife.

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Call me Sherlock, Sweetheart

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Always said he was a flake. Watch and learn, chaps.

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Gor Blimey, who'd have thought. And I thought he was POSH. Well, love, you were right all along!

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

(Tramping of boots) Evening! Ignore that buffoon, that phoney fellow doesn't fool us! Get the bracets on him.

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Blimey o'riley, if I were you I'd hop on this here ship sir, just sailing from Tilbury.

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Spends her time with her head in a book - what do you expect?

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Evening Sir, you look totally innocent to me but this young whippersnapper seems to think you're a not a count but a conman!

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Check out my reinforcements LOL

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

But they're toffs' passports - gorgeous. Can't make out the lingo though, better get the fellow down. Sir! Just a moment please!

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Evening all! Evening Sir, and may I say how very honoured I am. What seems to be up? I mean, uh, the unfortunate circumstance?

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

@hrelived16 Certainly my dear, been reading those flights of fancy again I image (chuckle)

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

What a beat! Streets and streets of toffs. Check it out.

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Marvellous! What a splendid fellow exiting the Belgravia Hotel.

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Seen the latest issue? Marvellous stuff - bit of a role model, actually. Rather fancy I'll buy a pipe.

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

It's trash like him that spread this new 'malaria' thing that's in the news all the time.

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Oy you - off the streets. To the workhouse where you belong. Cluttering up the carriageways in a respectable neighbourhood.

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Aha! A shady fellow rounding the corner with a furtive look. Rough sort of chap. A scrounger. Never done an honest days work I'll be bound.

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What an absurd contraption. We Bow Street runners will never use one that's for sure

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Classy round here though, none of your riff raff. Marvellous to see the gentry out strolling.

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

Dashed nonsense these new cabs. A menace. Nothing will replace the horse. AAGH