Miss Scott Taylor

Cashier at the Belgravia Hotel, London. I adore reading Gothic literature. Poe, Shelley, Wilde's Dorian Gray - I love them all. #Can'twaitforStoker'97

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

what a humourless bitch
and now she's landed me here!

#prisonlife

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 justice is done. At least they're humane enough to allow me to post you a book or two...

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

3 years of penal servitude?!? The English really can't take a joke #whysoserious #chill

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 don't drag our Queen into your dirty diatribe!

[P.C. Beard @hrelived11]

(Tramping of boots) Evening! Ignore that buffoon, that phoney fellow doesn't fool us! Get the bracets on him.

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived11 finally!

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived11 @hrelived15 young whippersnapper?! Are you joking? Where are the REINFORCEMENTS?

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 @Hrelived11 @Serval_Dufour Your poor verse offended me far more! Now OPEN UP!

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived11 I don't understand how you have time for these hilarious photos right now, Inspector.

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 @serval_dufour @hrelieved11 Gentlemen! We're on our way up to your rooms now.

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived11 Goodness, we're going round in circles. Let's go up to the suite and speak to the gentlemen there.

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 @Catnip1897 a library brimming with penny dreadfuls, I suspect.

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 @Serval_Dufour Perhaps the two of you should come meet with me to discuss? I'm in the lobby. Bring a book.

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived11 PC Beard! Please come to the reception. I have the passports for your inspection. Do not get distracted by the chandelier again.

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 @Catnip1897 no Prince given a royal education would offend verse in such a manner. Where did you study?

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived11 I've four very real passports sat in my lap. The more I read the more I worry we've a hellion peasant posing as a Prince!

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived11 peculiar fellow here at the Belgravia. I'd like some advice, could you swing by?

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 are you trying to impress me? These are peculiar documents.I seem to have four passports for you? @serval_dufour - who are you?!

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 your room is yours to use as you like. Can't join for champers, I'm afraid. I much prefer A Room of One's Own..

[Miss Scott Taylor @hrelived16]

@hrelived15 as Head Cashier, I can assure you that I'm both thorough and trustworthy. How would you like to arrange? #Cashiering4You