Prince Alexandre

Lover not a fighter. Views my own, not representative of Polish #royalfamily

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

what a humourless bitch
and now she's landed me here!

#prisonlife

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived16 It will give me more time to work on my art:
There once was a lusty cashier
She had a marvelous rear
didn't believe I was rich

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

3 years of penal servitude?!? The English really can't take a joke #whysoserious #chill

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived11 can we not sort this out? me you and..eh...victoria... #ifyoucatchmydrift

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

Serval has taken ill - he has a fever and cannot be seen by anyone lest he's contagious. I'll come out and sort this misunderstanding

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

IS THIS THE WELCOME YOU GIVE FOREIGN ARISOCRATS? MY COUSIN QUEEN VICTORIA WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived11 Teach women how to read, they said! Female education is good for everyone, they said! Look what bloody happens #sawthiscoming

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived11 Clearly a case of hysteria - she should be seen by a doctor immediately

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@Serval_Dufour #bitgay #donttouchmethere #Jealous

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

Is this the moustache of a fraud? #Idontthinkso

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived16 @Serval_Dufour I would not want to offend your delicate constitution with the sight of my unclothed back. Come back later.

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived16 @Serval_Dufour THIS IS A MOST INCONVENIENT TIME, SERVAL IS DRESSING ME FOR DINNER

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

Receptionist just jealous because I didn't fancy her #desperate #woman #getoverit

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

Such a farce here. Papa never has to deal with this rubbish #myinspiration #missyou #dad

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived16 @Catnip1897 University of Lsieoryoidsfski - Don't you know it? They have a library named after me.

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived16 @Serval_Dufour No doubt hoping that some of my charm and riches would rub off on him

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived16 @Serval_Dufour OOOOOOOH Serval!! Yes - part of my entourage. Good fellow. Not sure how his passport got mixed up with mine.

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@Catnip1897 Wonderful - cash is so crass. Lol rhyming! see @hrelived16 told you I was a poet

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived16 @Serval_Dufour lol whaaaat? Serval who? Surely some mistake. I am very rich and important I don't associated with such riffraff

[Prince Alexandre @hrelived15]

@hrelived16 I have a very impressive collection of first edition books in my room if you would care to browse..