Hrishikesh Kakade

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[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

Just saying, no one's seen the Queen and Hrithik Roshan in the same room

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

Can't stop imagining people at the Queen's funeral taking off the mask and revealing that it was Hritik Roshan all along.

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

Put in extra hours at the gym today to get that Elon Musk beach body 💪

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

@shaisnotamused Party tym

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

The hotel I'm staying at has a motion sensor passage light and it just started switching on and off randomly. I guess this is the beginning of my horror story

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

@j3n444 Sexual tension with similar age person at airport 📈📈

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“Because one is writing on social media [as a muslim], there is always that feeling of shame on how will your non-muslim friends see this.”

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

@shaisnotamused Hang in there

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

Apparently "When are they planning to hang you in the Louvré?" is not a good pick-up line.

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

@BigUncleEnergy But you took off the cover and i don't do anything without protection 😔

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

@BigUncleEnergy Yes

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

My girlfriend thinks that I don't respect her privacy and that's by far the most hurtful thing I've read in her private diary.

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

@shaisnotamused Have they tried maybe um not doing that?

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

The urge to say "Can you guys not be so loud I'm trying to watch Netflix here" during my Office's All Hands meeting

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

Not me rating the Rapido driver 5 stars after he almost kills me thrice in a 7 mins ride

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

@shaisnotamused This didn't age well did it

[Hrishikesh Kakade @HrishikeshSays]

Getting drunk and watching the entirety of Bo Burnham's Inside was not a great idea