// I woke up to a headache and horrible joint paint like an hour ago so I've just been doom scrolling.
My puppy just jumped up on the bed and laid down on me to tell me to get the fuck off Twitter and snuggle. So I'm gonna go pass out.
Vel'vet in public. 'Goodness no. How silly.'
Vel'vet with her war buddies. 'And then the bastatd told me to go pleasure myself! So I lopped his arm off and did!'