Danny Zurick

Charles Catson's daddy, hopeless romantic and serial dater. I also like cereal. A lot. Fiber One to be exact.

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#PerksOfDatingMe no ex-girlfriends to be jealous of...

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#messageformyex R.I.P.

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The mall is a great place to stalk women. #BlackFriday

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#NobodyLikes being accused of stalking another woman.

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#WhatMakesMeSmile going to bed with a beautiful brunette below...I mean by my side #sweetdreams

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I promise to stop stalking you if you promise to call me.

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.......... #NameAnExYouWouldTakeBack

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#IfWeDate don't break my heart. It will end badly.

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Sorry I've been away from twitter for a while. I had to take Charles Catson to get a little work done #snipsnip

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#HowToPissAGirlOff: Wake her up with a bucket of ice water & call her a fat bitch.

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Easier to stalk people when you are wearing a mask. #NotCreepyJustPractical #WatchYourBack #HappyHalloween #TrickOrTreat

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I made a video about some last minute #Halloween costume ideas. http://t.co/D9Axr9k7

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#Sandy not the only girl keeping me down in my basement.

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"Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul, But I do love thee; and when I love thee not, Chaos is come again."

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#FF @taylorswift13 - She's the only person less subtle with break-ups than me.

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Drop Dead Gorgeous #DescribeYourExUsingOnlyAMovieTitle

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#LoveYouMoreThan all those other girls, I promise...But not more than Fiber One. Sorry.

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I once had a dream about #CRJ... http://t.co/5is33ARl

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Going to bed with a 5'4" lump under my mattress #sweetdreams