CabotHS Commentary

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[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

@DrTCabot and @cabotsd have recently released some updates. To learn more, check it out here at https://t.co/dNi6LgSI9e. Remember #GetThoseNumbersUp #GoPanthers

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Bwahaha, absolute fuckin geniusez.Dis year dey whipped out da silly stwing and bawoonz🤣😭Dey even moved tables and twash canz and put deer pp on dorz😳Everyone at school pitch in to clean up this unfunny mess and help our custodians. Next year have a sense of humor beyond this.

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

We care.

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS THEY’RE IN THE WALLS

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Parents of Cabot High School students, be aware of a TicTac trend circulating our school which includes the theft of school property. Our custodians work hard every day. They don’t deserve to deal with brain damaged students stealing fucking toilets. Bathroom privileges are gone.

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Today at Cabot High School we mark this memorable day with this very original and well thought out senior prank. Who would have guessed our creative students would put toilet paper on trees? And forks in the grass? And plastic wrap on benches and stairs? Unheard of. #GoPanthers

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

As many of you have heard, the governor, @AsaHutchinson, has recently lifted the mask mandate and us, being the considerate school we are, are not only removing the mandate, but also making it punishable to be found with a mask on or even in one’s possession. #GoPanthers

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Now this, this is innovation. We here at Cabot High love innovation and will follow in the footsteps of Columbia University. We know our beautiful (mostly white) students would love the idea of having graduation free of other races, ethnicity’s, and sexuality’s. #GoWhitePanthers

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Today we would like to give a special thanks to the large handful of teachers who set a good example on how to properly wear a mask. Masks are clearly designed to be worn below the nose, or on the chin, not covering ones mouth and nose. This way we can #GetThoseNumbersUp!!

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Very Cool!!!

[KATV News @KATVNews]

An Arkansas man has been sentenced to 10 years in federal prison for attempting to entice a 13-year-old for sex https://t.co/I3NIXjqzZ2

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Those tombstones aren’t going to be “fake” for long!!! #GetsThoseNumbersUp!!!!

[Alex Burch @AlexBurch_]

The teachers’ caravan has reached the Governor’s mansion. Now they’re placing fake tombstones to represent teachers who could die if schools reopen @KATVNews

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

We completely agree. Don’t judge us for our death toll at the end of the year because of our irresponsible entry to the school year!!!

[Jennifer Barbaree @suptbarbaree]

“Don’t judge me at my exit because of my entrance.” @docspeaks #AAEABestyearever Wow!

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Cocaine is a much cheaper alternative to counseling, so we have decided to use this instead to help reduce stress instead of therapy. Don’t worry, emergency bags will be available at the front office if yours is lost or stolen.

[Cabot Public Schools @cabotps]

We at CPS love our students. However many have been caught without cocaine. Parents please make sure your student has a bag of coke every morning before the start of school. We’re going to have a fantastic school year. #GetTheseNumbersUp!!!

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

We plan to send them back to school the next day. Without them, we may not be able to spread Covid as far as we would like.

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Don’t worry @AsaHutchinson, we here at @CabotHigh are going to make sure this decrease doesn’t last for long! We’re dedicated to #GetThoseNumbersUp.

[Gov. Asa Hutchinson @AsaHutchinson]

There are 637 new COVID-19 cases reported in Arkansas today. This is a slight decrease from the past two days, but we can not become complacent. We must continue to take this virus seriously and slow the spread in our communities.

Here is the full report for August 2:

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Capturing kids hearts? That’s what we’re talking about!! Once those kids get Covid and spread it wide, we’ll have their hearts for sure. Nice to see a supporter who’s helping #GetThoseNumbersUp!!

[Holly Glover @GloverHollyD]

Day 1 of Capturing Kids’ Hearts is off to a wonderful start at Beebe School District! We are lucky to have this great group of educators! #BPRD

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Congratulations!! We too have a wonderful Gay/Transgender program, and we respect the brave souls who dare to lead it. Pretty soon all teachers will be taking a similar risk, but it is all worth it to #GetThoseNumbersUp!!

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Due to the extreme teacher shortages, we here at @CabotHigh are begeining to accept applications from felons, and yes, this does include registered sex offenders. We need all the people we can get to help us #GetThoseNumbersUp.

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

We want YOU to help us #GetThoseNumbersUp!!!

[CabotHS Commentary @HsCabot]

Here at Cabot High School, we have adopted the belief that Covid 19 isn’t even real. So to prove that it is real, we are trying to #GetThoseNumbersUp.