Hans Steinhoffer

Purveyor of dry humor since (at least) 1970. If you like your humor wet, ... well, Rule 34's got you covered.

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Arguing with Twitter randos.

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@ChrisLaPuma @StanfordWSoccer

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@StanfordWGolf @CurtisCup Will she be allowed to use her awesome headcovers?

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@hanniganlaw @StanfordWGolf The two fingers represents USC as students/alums put up two fingers as a salute during sporting events (maybe elsewhere too). I typically give them a reversed 2-finger salute in response.

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@ChrisLaPuma @Nurdyguy @StanfordWSoccer SU degree (undergrad and/or grad) merits recognition/celebration. The alumni assoc. wants alums to feel they are forever a part of Stanford so it makes no sense to ignore DiJonai, Kiki, etc. I'd rather we ignore certain athletes who never got a degree.

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@ChrisLaPuma Between Glozman disappearing from the lineup even for doubles matchups and Ekstrand getting smoked recently in singles, I'm glad the lower courts are stepping up.

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@McFaul I'm hoping Trump's Infrastructure Week in Iran will be as inconsequential as his (many) Infrastructure Weeks in the U.S. Sadly for Iranian civilians, it probably won't be.

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@ChrisLaPuma All of them? 😉

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@ChrisLaPuma But if they can, no one will talk about Stanford WBB and Harvard WBB ever again. So go Siena.

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@chiney @NobelPrize, for your consideration, I humbly present @nnekaogwumike.

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@channeltree @StanfordBSB And @StanfordSball too, right?

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@StanfordWGym @GoStanford @theACC Congrats! Photographer needs more situational awareness though. Someone really should have covered that banner behind you.

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@ChrisLaPuma And didn’t we have a relay DQ as well? Those really hurt. We lost a natty some years back because of a medley relay DQ on the first day.

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@ChrisLaPuma In breaststroke (and butterfly) both hands have to touch the wall simultaneously.

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@alespoggi Das Beste Haus. I'm assuming you can get schnitzel there and <fingers crossed> sachertorte.

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@SickosCommittee

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@StanfordWTennis So clutch at #1 for the clincher!

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@wildes_hayley She's Empress Lara I of the Australo-Hungarian Empire. Long may she reign.

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@ChrisLaPuma And the First Lady.

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@McFaul Can't go wrong with @BequetCaramel IMO.

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@DaStanfordTree Too soon.